Schnitzel Pomp

Sausage Snobbery. When one is made to feel inferior when one's dinner sausage is outshone in the superiority stakes by a larger example on a friend's plate.

My pork and apple breakfast sausage stood no chance when I saw that Sian was eating a huge Braunschweiger. And did'nt she just know it. Her Schnitzel Pomp knows no bounds!

by Joey Crawford February 5, 2007

dick schlitz

when the penis peeks out of the underwear slit when sitting down or on a cool summer day. It's often accidental and a common thing to happen when walking to the bathroom in the morning.

Jeff Liggett forgot to plug in the iron as his dick schlitz appeared.

by Jeff Liggett July 6, 2009

Chicago Schnitzel Shop

Establishment in the Chicago burbs where the roll is served before the wiener.

When you have to lay down to receive a blow job because your lop is cock-blocking your dick.

Example "My wife made me lay down to get a blow job because I gave her a "Chicago Schnitzel Shop" while I was sitting on the edge of the bed.

by Ball Snapper April 25, 2011

Saugen mein weiner schnitzel

Suck my wiener schnitzel.

1.) When a woman is giving a blow job or (Saugen mein weiner schnitzel)

Eg.) " I made my girlfriend - saugen mein wiener schnitzel!"

2.) Slang for telling someone to suck you cock or (Saugen mein weiner schnitzel)

Eg.) " Why don't you saugen mein wiener schnitzel & shut up"

by Firehawk21_2001 August 25, 2012

schnitzel

Ach du liebe! Vehais essen mine Weiner schnitzel du ashluck!
"Oh my God! You ate my Weiner schnitzel you asshole!"

Du huntsknoken, vehais essen mine schnitzel du alte coo!
"You dogdick, you ate my schnitzel you old cow"

by Mike the Grrman May 18, 2016

schnitzeled

Often used as a verb or action word referring to the act of theft.

Milan: "someone totally schnitzeled my 7 dollar bag of fuckin chips"

by Jamesclay16 November 24, 2017

schitzo

to have polarities in personality, mood swings

"your bird, she is such a schitzo"

by Jon Hague July 13, 2005