by Paper_man July 6, 2016
Get the Schrödinger's shitmug. While it formally has to involve an offensive topic, it is expanded upon people who try way too hard to make something land, but based upon the reaction of the audience, they'll say it's a joke as their form of copium to make up for their lack of spanking they received in their childhood.
Person 1: iT's A jOk lOlOlOl
Person 2: bruh, sniff more copium n quit bein a Schrödinger's Douchebag
Person 1: fuk u, sussy baka
Person 2: ngl, thats kinda cringe
Person 2: bruh, sniff more copium n quit bein a Schrödinger's Douchebag
Person 1: fuk u, sussy baka
Person 2: ngl, thats kinda cringe
by bumerhoomorr34 June 19, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Douchebagmug. A buzzword thrown around in leftist spheres online built off a dumb conspiracy theory that the only reason anyone could like edgy humor is that they're secretly an evil nazi that drowns bags of puppies in a well while tweedling his comically large moustache. Citing that they only say it's a joke, when they receive backlash for it. When in reality, the vast majority of people who enjoy this brand of humor live with a mutual understanding that these are just jokes for shock value. And they aren't going to need this fact explained to them, let alone act in bad faith and make trying to explain it to them like talking to a brick wall.
by CuteBoy56 January 3, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Douchebagmug. From a quantum mechanics point of view, someone is either serious or joking about the text until they get a reply.
Sam: So I sent Cleo a risky text. I'm not sure how she's gonna take it.
Strive: Haha, chill she just might be into it.
Sam: And if she trips I'll say I was joking, it's basically a Schrödinger's risky text.
Strive: Nerd!
Strive: Haha, chill she just might be into it.
Sam: And if she trips I'll say I was joking, it's basically a Schrödinger's risky text.
Strive: Nerd!
by Blurrific March 19, 2020
Get the Schrödinger's risky textmug. The mother does not know whether or not her child is playing DS under the covers or sleeping, and until she lifts the covers, the child will be in a state of simultaneously playing DS and being asleep.
There goes my son, ever Schrödinger’s sleeping child, can never tell if he's sleeping or playing on that damned game boy I bought him.
by Doctor_Sex May 10, 2022
Get the Schrödinger’s sleeping childmug. The paradoxical state of not knowing whether or not if there is, or is not someone behind the shower curtain ready to murder you.
I sat on the toilet watching the Schrödinger's Shower Curtain for any sign of danger, but there was no way to be truly sure until it was pulled back...
by stoopidmonkey0 August 8, 2014
Get the Schrödinger's Shower Curtainmug. When you ask your crush out on first of April, and decide whether it was a prank or not according to their reply.
David: Bro, I asked my crush out yesterday!
Anthony : did she say yes?
David : nah, she said no but I used the Schrödinger's April Fool.
Anthony : did she say yes?
David : nah, she said no but I used the Schrödinger's April Fool.
by coward69 April 9, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's April Foolmug.