ground shock

That feeling that you get in your feet when you jump from a height

"Bro, I totally just got ground shock from jumping from that tree"

by dropbearpie November 7, 2013

analphalactic shock

Having a severe allergic reaction in the anus.

Steve is allergic to eggs! He found out when he got analphalactic shock.

by cwbiv July 24, 2017

jessa shock

jessa and daniel are together and astrologically compatible according to their zodiac signs :)

oh did you hear about jessa shock?
yeah I did!! kinda ship them thooo

by avocado_ofc May 8, 2022

shock jock

Any radio personality who seeks to increase fame and audience size by sole virtue of acts or speeches aimed to cause public outcry.

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

the shocker

Two in the pink, one in the stink

i was shocked she didnt like the shocker?!?

by anonymous April 15, 2003

shock underwear

Shock Underwear is underwear that has a little piece of metal, & some wires people can't feel and gives electric shock to the victim. It comes for boys and girls, men & women in many diffrents designs & colors: Such as stripes, solids & railraod ties. Shock Underwear doesn't come cheap. It is very hard to find. Most stores and online sites don't carry it. How sad, since it is a good prank. For added discomfort give the victim a normal wedgie. You the giver will recieve a little shock, but add major discomfort to them. DON'T put shock underwear, over victims head, otherwise SERIOUS INJURY, & or DEATH may OCCURE. No, I didn't do this to anyone, it is just COMMON SENSE.

For my sixth birthday, my adopted female cousin came over, gave me a black & yellow railroad tie boxer, it was, but is was also SHOCK UNDERWEAR and I didn't yet know about the shock part of the underwear. I was already embarsed, but had no choice but to try it on, since I had to be polite & MY MOM WAS THERE. They told me I was six and needed to get out of tidy whitys. Next I go to try in on & it's shocking me around my waist. It hurt like Hell. Next thing I know, is I'm running into the living room and the shock boxers are shocking me. I have never been so embarsed, even though I got $2,000.00 from them, since money is no object for them. To this day, I still wear tidy whitys.

by freindly tip29 June 1, 2009

schlockmeister

A purveyor of cheap, low-quality goods.

Judy, where did you buy that crummy blouse?

I got it over at Benny's Dry Goods.

That Benny is a real schlockmeister!

by Tuna Wanda May 22, 2005