schlong sling

Underwear for males that cradles their schlongs, much to the disgust of the people around them; a banana hammock.

That old man is still trying to show off his junk in a schlong sling.

by anonymous purple August 13, 2018

schlong gobbled

Eager to provide oral service to a cock(s).

Not stopping until all parties involved are satisfied

I sure schlong gobbled that redneck cowboy last night.

by Throbbin_Rob November 9, 2019

schlong sauce

Cum from a schlong

I drink schlong sauce

by Ya boi dan July 1, 2017

Kong Schlong

A cheap yet powerful energy drink sold by the European supermarket chain Lidl, it goes by the name of Kong Strong. Tastes like the oil you just drained out of your engine after a 100,000 mile road trip, mixed in with some low quality cocaine and blackcurrant flavouring. Do be careful however as this is not one substance you want to mess with. Drink too many and you'll find yourself shirtless, with your huge belly hanging out as you're nearing death on the bathroom floor of an Amsterdam Hotel. This drink literally makes you feel as though King Kong has done you nicely with his Schlong. So take care with the Kong, or you'll get the Schlong.

Hey man, have you tried some of this Kong Strong?

Are you stupid? Do you want to feel the Kong Schlong?

Oh jeez, I guess you're right.

by DonLykeB March 18, 2019

schlong nugget

When a penis is dipped into different variety of sauces and licked off while your in a car.

Crystal: last night I gave mike the best feeling in the world "schlong nugget" with some hot sauce.

Chelsea: ewwww girl try it with ranch!

by JENNASABADBITCH August 23, 2011

Massive Schlong

a MASSIVE wang

"Derek has a massive schlong" said Brenda

by LORD Schlong February 16, 2018

schlong-slap

To be slapped with one's schlong.

1) I was fed up with her, so I decided to whip it out and give her a much needed schlong-slapping.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.

by bluzebrother April 7, 2010