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Scab duty

A punishment usually consisting of picking up litter
He never did his maths homework now he has been sent on 'scab duty'
by Little Miss Granger February 2, 2010
mugGet the Scab dutymug.

scab picker

Constantly bringing up the same issue over & over (ex.racism) until people with different viewpoints get irritated and bitter.
J.Q.A. keeps bringing up how unfair it is that the Astros have no minorities on the team. He also brings up, daily, how the Cubs' fans are bitter about the Sox success. How many times can you hear the same viewpoint before you go nuts? What a scab picker!
by MIKE SELL November 5, 2005
mugGet the scab pickermug.

Gunt Scab

A healing or newly injured area anywhere between the navel and genitals.

The resulting coagulation of blood/puss due to injury to the gunt. Caused from any of the following:

Driving electric cart into fried chicken case @ Walmart
Oversized belt buckle rubbing gunt raw
Waxing fat roll in expectation of intercourse
Slamming your fat lower abdomen in bread drawer
Reverse cowgirl with freshly shaved ass
Being blown by steampunks
Fucking Gary Coleman's corpse

Has been known to be a generated suggested gamertag on Xbox Live.

Also qualifies as a precursor to blue waffle taintzillitis or tiddy mcflippins.

WARNING: Highly contagious in mullatos and Tolkien readers
"The warts on my fupa scraped your zipper while we were fucking, now this morning I come to see I have gunt scabs.
I'll need some antibiotic for that."
by smackagaweanis December 31, 2011
mugGet the Gunt Scabmug.

Scab Nerd

Stereotypical nerd; one viewed as greasy, unhygienic, or straight up fucking gross.
World of Warcraft player, lvl 2 and above Dungeons and Dragons player
"Look at those 'scab nerds' walking into that cyber cafe."

"Daddy, what will happen when all the scab-nerds disappear? "
by FranklinsTower January 16, 2009
mugGet the Scab Nerdmug.

cunt scab

A crust discharged from and covering a healing wound inside a woman's vagina.
I did her pussy so hard that the next day, she told me she had several cunt scabs.
by NKizzle August 31, 2005
mugGet the cunt scabmug.

Peel a scab

Removing the sealed lid from your favorite bottled beverage.
I went to the fridge to PEEL A SCAB off a beer.
by Iam Hawk January 17, 2008
mugGet the Peel a scabmug.

queef scab

When a woman queefs and the gas is so toxic it causes a scab in her pussy area.
Oh noes!! My queef cut my pussy!!!111 Zomg!!!1 Now i have a queef scab!11
by GILSTER September 12, 2006
mugGet the queef scabmug.

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