zipper sausage

Penis

Candi sure likes the taste of zipper sausage.

by T UNIT123 March 25, 2010

Park sausaging

The act of purchasing a supermarket cumberland sausage from the hot counter and eating it in a public park directly from the brown bag to prevent onlookers from becoming suspicious.

Luke often enjoyed park sausaging with those curly cumberlands.

by Sausaging July 26, 2010

Psychic Sausage

The Psychic penis that is sent from your mind when you mentally penetrate your victim/partner.

Person 1: Did you just slip me a Psychic Sausage?
Person 2: Just enjoy the ride dear

by thejagerage January 10, 2011

transitional sausage

The guy that changes a lesbian's sexual preference to dudes.

Joe: What's with that spikey haired girl?
Pete: Oh, she used to be a lesbian.
Joe: Damn, who gave her the old transitional sausage?

by invasionpictures March 30, 2009

Mexican Sausage

The act of performing anal sex using only hot sauce as a lubricant.

Give that bitch a double serving of Mexican Sausage with her eggs,she won't know what hit her.

by The Breakfast of Champions August 17, 2011

Smoked Sausage

A condition that occurs when an aroused male spoons with a female, and rather than voicing her displeasure verbally she proceeds to fart on the males engorged member as it rests between the cheeks of her ass. The Smoked Sausage usually serves as the final negative rebuttal to an unwanted sexual advance.

Ben's Smoked Sausage stands as the definitive proposition refusal. Never again will he place his engorged cock between the ass cheeks of a peacefully sleeping co-ed

by teh collective January 13, 2010

wtf sausage

wtf sausage is a variation of the term WTF (What the F***). It is used to describe an act by someone that is uncomprehensible and or plain retarded.

"Would you like some cheese with that WTF Sausage?"

TwiztedTony from photochopz.com brought the WTF sausage to that thread.

by bc_2005-1 April 24, 2008