Customer: Hey you guys got any jizzem sandwiches?
Fast Food Cashier: Uhm, can you describe them to me?
Customer: Sure, its some bread with cream.
Fast Food Cashier: Nah playa, don't think we got those anymore.
Customer: Aite, no problem just going to make some at home then.
Fast Food Cashier: Uhm, can you describe them to me?
Customer: Sure, its some bread with cream.
Fast Food Cashier: Nah playa, don't think we got those anymore.
Customer: Aite, no problem just going to make some at home then.
by rice4lyfeinda415 March 15, 2009
Get the jizzem sandwich mug.1. Sleeping with a blond followed by a redhead, followed by another blond.
2. Sleeping with 2 blonds and a redhead at the same time.
3. Referring to three people, two of which are blond and one of which is a redhead.
4. Two slices of white bread with some marmalade in between.
2. Sleeping with 2 blonds and a redhead at the same time.
3. Referring to three people, two of which are blond and one of which is a redhead.
4. Two slices of white bread with some marmalade in between.
1: "Would you rather do Jenna, Faye or Pamela?" "Pssh...Why choose? I'll take the whole marmalade sandwich"
2: "Want a PB and J?" "No, I'm good with a marmalade sandwich."
2: "Want a PB and J?" "No, I'm good with a marmalade sandwich."
by village September 24, 2013
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A sexual act in which the male pours (a red) jam onto the womans vagina. He then ejaculates and then he "eats the sandwich" (and her) .
A sexual act in which the male pours (a red) jam onto the womans vagina. He then ejaculates and then he "eats the sandwich" (and her) .
Lawrence was hungry so he made a splodgy sandwich. Jenny really likes when Lawrence comes round for lunch.
by Singing Richard November 4, 2014
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Jess: "wow i'm making a really good sandwich."
Sherri: "do you want a plate to enjoy your delicious creation of culinary genius from?"
Jess: "no, i'll just wrap it in a sandwich diaper. i'm much too baked to wash dishes tonight."
Sherri: "do you want a plate to enjoy your delicious creation of culinary genius from?"
Jess: "no, i'll just wrap it in a sandwich diaper. i'm much too baked to wash dishes tonight."
by xthexjessx February 20, 2010
Get the sandwich diaper mug.A delicacy to some, but repulsive to most. The act of eating a chick's box while she is on her period. The taste is similar to that of a Flintstone Vitamin, which is notoriously rich in iron.
Bill: Let's grab a bite to eat. I'm starved.
Alex: I'm cool. I just left Natasha's; she fed me The Iron Sandwich. I swear she's had her period for three weeks. I actually feel like going to the gym.
Bill: You're an animal, Alex.
Bill: Let's grab a bite to eat. I'm starved.
Alex: I'm cool. I just left Natasha's; she fed me The Iron Sandwich. I swear she's had her period for three weeks. I actually feel like going to the gym.
Bill: You're an animal, Alex.
by the eyeball July 16, 2013
Get the The Iron Sandwich mug.Is when a man or a woman spreads another woman's butt cheeks and spreads mayonnaise or miracle whip in between her buns.
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