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Samsunged

Buying a Samsung smartphone and finding out that your new phone wont receive updates and you will be stuck with an ancient Android version until you buy a new one.
I just bought a Samsung Galaxy S, and now I hear it will never get Ice Cream Sandwich.

Im totally Samsunged.
by sandwitch1 February 14, 2012
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wanna talk to Sampson?

It is slang for asking someone if they want to smoke marijuana taken from the movie half-baked, where Sampson Simpson is a well known drug dealer.
Bro 1: Hey bro wanna talk to Sampson?

Bro 2: I guess I could have a few words with him.
by The Larps May 16, 2009
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Samonte

A very sexy intelligent human life form. A natural aphrodisiac. Stunning in looks but clever in the mind. Very attractive in looks. Good in insterments such as the guitar, piano, and women. Cunning and usually in shape. A Beast in life.
by Ben Takesit June 30, 2009
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Sampson

Sampson is an ok guy nothing amazing about him he just normal he's not very strong but not very week and his looks are average but his personalities a different story he cares for people a lot mabye even too much if you are in his life he will risk everything to help you and he deals with stress and depression like anyone else but he doesn't take it out on anyone and if your dating him he is a keeper
Oh hi sampson
by Mr.niceguy123 July 25, 2020
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Samsung assistant

shes a hot sexy milf😩😫😫🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶😈 she can make the bed jump so high there would be some creamy🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
by eekalana June 2, 2021
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Phil Sampson

Oldish man, rides a bike to school with a flashy reflector on it. Makes fun of everyone, gets made fun of. Needs a haircut.
"Did you see Sampson riding his bike to school this morning?"
"No, but I saw some weirdo with a flashy reflector, he really needed a haircut too."
by someone really tight April 19, 2005
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Meg Sampson

An incredibly awesome singer on youtube, bound to go viral
Youtube fanatic: wow, this Meg Sampson has an incredible voice! Everyone should search her!
by Anonymous3456 January 1, 2012
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