salvation army

A place where poor people shop. They have to go to salvation army because they're needy. They just weren't as lucky as some whos fathers could mantain a job.

Awww, poor kid had to go to salvation army cause daddy couldnt hold a job. That must be embarrassing.

by youstilldamnpoor March 20, 2008

Debutante Savant

A tongue in cheek hip hop group from Spokane, WA. Considered to be the dirtiest of all hip hop groups. Most known for their hit Panties on the Internet.
Other notable songs include:

Big Girls
We Came to Fuck
Baby Makin' Sex

Man 1: I went to a Debutante Savant show last night and they got arrested on stage by the Birmingham, Alabama Police department for obscenity. The weird thing of it is we were not in Alabama.

Man 2: Oh no that mean...

Both Men: We need to save Debutante Savant from Alabama police rape.

(Both men flee to rocket-powered car)

by sogoodalways April 9, 2009

savantesque

To produce or emit characteristics which mirror savant like behaviour.

Doctor ~ His tests clearly reflect savantesque methodology

by Eddy P November 4, 2007

salvatory

A Unicorn meat packaging plant.

Bob: "where do you work?"
Allen: "a salvatory down south"
Bob: "whats a salvatory?"
Allen: "a unicorn meat packaging plant."

by aytaytaylaa June 17, 2010

Salvation infatuation

A syndrome in which the saved falls for the savior. Whether they were saved from themselves, or a tower with a dragon, or an abusive significant other some people just can't help falling in love with the person who saved them. But it can lead to a bad/toxic relationship if the saved party/savior becomes clingy, overbearing, bossy, pushy, possessive, etc.

"Millie, your salvation infatuation is going to get you hurt."

Abbie could feel her heart patter, as he pulled her back onto the ledge. It was the start of a salvation infatuation.

by SkyAlexander July 28, 2019

Retard Savant

A person with no real talent or intelligence who thinks they are superior to everyone around them. Pretentious condescending people with no life experience.

Doug Lee said that his job is making him dumber by the day. He's such a retard savant.

by CapnShea September 8, 2016

marked zero salvation

Definition: A gunshot to the head, often the forehead. Were the bullet hole looks like a black zero. Leaving you "marked" for "life". And death becomes your salvation.

"I'm so afraid of making a 12 gauge decision, whether or not to give you a "marked zero salvation", or to give myself glock-jaw with a pink mist ending"

- Art Far Away - Mad As A Hatter (2015)

"Don't worry, they won't talk. The butcher gave them a visit earlier and he gave them a marked zero salvation"

by TeaPartyForHatter December 7, 2015