Sal

A really sexy guy. Probably Italian. He's old now but back in the day he could pick up any woman who he laid eyes on. Always a one night stand so they never stayed which makes him a wrinkly 70 year old man with no kids AND A LIT AF FORKLIFT. Pretty suprised hes damn single. He grew up in the city of full house (North Beach) which is lit as hell. I'd like to go there

"Sal groped my dog"

by RodTargent December 27, 2018

Sal

Definition of bold but makes it work yk.

Person 1:Sal stay being bold!!
Person2:Yeah but it he does it so well and makes it work.

by Skyler Martinez February 09, 2021

SAL

Sucking At Life
You probably don't think of your future you fat cheeto eating piece of shit

You play Hentai Simulator 14 hours a day? How is SAL?

by Lil. Urban March 30, 2021

SAL

Suck At Life.
Someone that forgets to do a simple task.

My friend forgot to bring his backpack to school. He's a big SAL.

by Josedolf Staller August 28, 2019

sal

a Mexican guy with a big afro that loves a white girl

have you seen sal he has such a big fro so cool

by sal226 October 23, 2022

Sal

A person who has no respect for women. Oddly tall with skinny legs and italian asshole hair. You could probably braid them. Small weenie but swears its big. A Sal is someone who lost their virginity in fifth grade, having 8 bodies by the beginning of freshman year. Blames everything on others (especially former exes). Swears he does nothing wrong when all he does is hoe around. Sals never see the bad in what they've done and never take responsibility. Has many beautiful exes that others do not understand how he got to be with them considering his shitty personality.

"Omg did you hear what sal did to his ex? Hes crazy."
"I wouldn't want to get into a relationship with a sal"

by ihaveapetrooster September 04, 2019

Sal

A huge virgin.

What a sal.

by tommyrees13 November 24, 2021