by kazhami January 1, 2015

An obnoxious country club white guy from the south. You will find him typically wearing a Vineyard Vines polo with SALMON colored pants - his date or girlfriend will be wearing a Lilly Pulitzer dress. He will have long'ish sun bleached hair (from all the days spent on the golf course or on the rivah). He belongs to a fraternity, wears his class ring and usually supports the SEC. Typically of the Republican political persuasion.
by TV News Chick May 9, 2020

by On the streets August 20, 2013

by FIND_DA_SALMON January 27, 2015

After years of perfecting the Flailing Salmon, Jim finally got up enough nerve to try the Sockeye Salmon. He dropped more loads than UPS.
by feeldasteel October 14, 2008

Bob: "Hey, should I cook up some salmon in the dishwasher for dinner later?"
Rod: "Don't nobody want that dishwasher salmon, motherfucker!"
Rod: "Don't nobody want that dishwasher salmon, motherfucker!"
by LightningStu April 21, 2022

a particularly stinky vagina that you get a whiff of when the occupant of the reeker walks past, it tends to remind the smeller of slippery salmon making their way downsteam to the mating grounds via a salmon shute.
by felixg123 March 11, 2010
