fucktarded shitfag ala bitchface

Combination of swear words used when you're EXTREMELY pissed off, you're talking no sense.

see shitfaced cocksucker

Fucktard shitfag.
Ala, you bitchface
shit off fucktard

~Swear hacker has been banned~

You fucktarded shitfag ala bitchface. YOU DAM BAN ME

by SwearDisShit October 23, 2007

shitball

1. When you start to poop a solid turd and then a massive explosion of diarrhea shoots out...kind of like a bomb.

2. Shitball can also be used in a burst of exasperation.

1. Friend 1: Man this bathroom smells like poo

Friend 2: Yeah I wouldn't recommend going in the first stall...that Taco Bell last night really gave me a shitball.

2. Shitball! I just cut my finger!

by Titless Cher March 13, 2009

shitmaggotry

A word created by a great Twitter Doc to describe people that have their head so far up their ass, that asshattery doesn't suffice to describe their stupidity.

My boss is making me work this weekend. What kind of shitmaggotry is that?

by pharmtech96 April 26, 2011

Shit Bag

: a phrase pertaining to a group of individuals with an inflated view of self worth. Usually found driving an expensive two-door with either a cell-phone or bluetooth earpiece to thier ear going way too slow in the fast lane. They can also be found without a cell-phone or bluetooth going about 90mph (anywhere) and honking at your grandma if she get in his way.

"hey, put the fucking phone down and push the little pedal on the right you fucking Shit Bag"!

by strongdynamics January 27, 2008

Shitmagandhi

Cursing in a pacifistic way. So you swear but you don't mean it in violent way.

Jim: Arr soz i forgot the DVD.
Trevor: Shitmagandhi

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Horatio: Damn i lost my little pad, shitmagandhi.

by dajfhsdfsdfsdfsjdfgnsdndan August 9, 2008

shitlagged

A combination of suffering from jet lag while being shitfaced at the same time.

Mary was so shitlagged after getting off a fight from NY to LA after slamming six double bloodymarys on the flight that she couldn't find the baggage area and passed out in the men's restroom at LAX.

by shit for brians September 13, 2010

go to Shitcago

to take a shit, no matter what city, state or country you are in.

Whenever I drink coffee I have to go to Shitcago almost immediately afterwards.

by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011