After a sporting event; when your teammate is washing his hair and his eyes are closed, someone sneaks up behind him and checks his oil with their thumb (quickly slips a thumb in his ass), then runs off before he is able to rinse the soap away and identify the clandestine violator
After the game someone gave John a rusty ninja. John was attacked by a rusty ninja after the game. Be careful, there's a rusty ninja in there.
by sandy_x December 4, 2012
Get the Rusty Ninjamug. When you bust on a bitches face and hit her in the face from the left with your dick. If you poke her in the eye its a double. If you give her a bloodly nose its a homerun. If you knock her out its a Grandslam. if she catches it her mouth its an out.
From Heavens Fury
From Heavens Fury
Dude I totally rusty staub that bitch last night. What I love about the rustyrusty staub is that even when your out you win.
by Heaven's Fury August 3, 2010
Get the Rusty Staubmug. When a guy takes a dump into a condom, ties it at the end and put's it in the freezer then takes it out to use as a dildo on a girl.
by myface89 November 11, 2009
Get the Rusty Walrusmug. by Onethatpeoplehaventusedyet August 3, 2014
Get the rusty undercarriagemug. Ingredients needed:
1. cherry tomato
2. onion
3. green pepper
5. perferably a midget
Start this sexual act by stuffing a cherry tomato, onion, and a green pepper up your partner's ass (perferably a midget).
Next, you pound your partner in the ass 'til all of the vegetables are so mashed they stick to your cockmeat.
Then, yank that dripping pole out of her swollen ass and feed her that dirty man-meat . . . DEEP down her hungry throat . . .
Yummyyyyy ! ! ! ! ! !
1. cherry tomato
2. onion
3. green pepper
5. perferably a midget
Start this sexual act by stuffing a cherry tomato, onion, and a green pepper up your partner's ass (perferably a midget).
Next, you pound your partner in the ass 'til all of the vegetables are so mashed they stick to your cockmeat.
Then, yank that dripping pole out of her swollen ass and feed her that dirty man-meat . . . DEEP down her hungry throat . . .
Yummyyyyy ! ! ! ! ! !
My cock was so deep up this midgets ass the tomato from my rusty kabob came out the back of her throat.
by Delmarva Inbreeds July 26, 2009
Get the rusty kabobmug. Rusty Omelette; The Act in which a turkey baster is filled with a scrambled raw egg, then the contents are injected into someones ass. The Contents are then shat out into a hot frying pan, cooked and finally served back to the lucky participants
by Jose Kaiser December 12, 2008
Get the Rusty omelettemug. Motorboatin' the but cheeks
by Puff N' Stuff July 4, 2010
Get the Rusty Raspberrymug.