Rusty Ninja

After a sporting event; when your teammate is washing his hair and his eyes are closed, someone sneaks up behind him and checks his oil with their thumb (quickly slips a thumb in his ass), then runs off before he is able to rinse the soap away and identify the clandestine violator

After the game someone gave John a rusty ninja. John was attacked by a rusty ninja after the game. Be careful, there's a rusty ninja in there.

by sandy_x December 4, 2012

Rusty Staub

When you bust on a bitches face and hit her in the face from the left with your dick. If you poke her in the eye its a double. If you give her a bloodly nose its a homerun. If you knock her out its a Grandslam. if she catches it her mouth its an out.

From Heavens Fury

Dude I totally rusty staub that bitch last night. What I love about the rustyrusty staub is that even when your out you win.

by Heaven's Fury August 3, 2010

Rusty Walrus

When a guy takes a dump into a condom, ties it at the end and put's it in the freezer then takes it out to use as a dildo on a girl.

'Dude, that guy just gave that girl a Rusty Walrus'

by myface89 November 11, 2009

rusty undercarriage

Someone who doesn't like to wipe after a fat shit.

"I heard he has a rusty undercarriage."

by Onethatpeoplehaventusedyet August 3, 2014

Rusty Raspberry

Motorboatin' the but cheeks

Jd always giggles like a school girl whenver Robert gives him a rusty raspberry

by Puff N' Stuff July 4, 2010

Rusty Skinpipe

The act of fucking a girl on her period, getting blood on your dick and having it dry, hence it being "rusty"

Jimmy: I just banged this Russian dyke, but I got blood all over my cock!
Timmy: Did you wash it?
Jimmy: Uhhh, no......
Timmy: Then you got a rusty skinpipe bro

by Crazy374747 September 20, 2016

Rusty omelette

Rusty Omelette; The Act in which a turkey baster is filled with a scrambled raw egg, then the contents are injected into someones ass. The Contents are then shat out into a hot frying pan, cooked and finally served back to the lucky participants

Oh My God , that bitch let me serve her my rusty omelette.

by Jose Kaiser December 12, 2008