Rule 10

If anyone on any social site does not have a picture of themselves, its automatically means they are fat and ugly

guy 1- hey man i just met this girl over webcam
guy 2- how did she look?
guy 1- well her webcam was off
guy 2- Rule 10 bro

guy 2- hey bro i been talking to this girl on a social network site, we might meet up soon
guy 1- nice, man. she good looking?
guy 2- well i haven't seen a picture of her... we wanted to keep it like that til the day we meet
guy 1- rule 10 bro

Rule 10 by Lendeezy February 19, 2012

Rule 408 

Waste time, when you don't any. Time is not the boss of you.

You're dying and you stop to change?!

Ohh you should always waste time, when you dont have any. Time is not the boss of you, rule 408.

Rule 408 by Holy_Diver October 3, 2011

Rule 21 

the rule that all numbers pertaining to a rule are completely and utterly random.

1: So then i applied rule 21-
2: Dude there is no such thing as rule 21, i think you mean rule 22.
1: Its not like it matters at all...

Rule 21 by Fness January 17, 2008

Rule 34 Exception 

Rule 34A states that it is impossible to invoke Rule 34 on itself; however, as mentioned as a clause for some definitions of Rule 34, abstract concepts cannot have rule 34 invoked upon them. This makes Rule 34A entirely unnecessary as Rule 34 is an abstract concept itself and thus cannot be invoked upon itself, making Rule 34A unnecessary. However, Rule 34A could become the "No Abstract Concepts" Clause.

Guy 1: Rule 34 on Rule 34!
Guy 2: Denied, Rule 34 Exception. Rule 34 is an abstract concept and can't be Rule 34'd.

Rule 34 Exception by VERTIGO7 August 14, 2011

Rule 87 

A generally accepted internet rule that states: As long as there is internet, there will be trolls.

Guy 1: Hey what are you doing?
Guy 2: Browsing these forums... are you kidding me, this guy says "coke is da worst and all the ppl who drink r cunts w/ moutherpes"
Guy 1: Thats actually not that hard to believe, rule 87 man.

Rule 87 by Percei December 29, 2008

Rule 126-x 

Any female of no relation (except in Alabama) who walks in on a male masturbating must finish him off.

Female: Oh my God! I'm sorry! Ummm... Uh....

Male: Rule 126-x

Female: It will be done.

Rule 126-x by ElPresidente126 January 19, 2010

Rule H 

Rule H states "Never eat anything Larger than your Head".

"Better get some help with that 16 inch Pizza.Rule H, yo."

Rule H by Waboa February 1, 2009