root licker 

someone who is a total tool, like john kerry.

John Kerry- My plan, my plan, my plan...
George Bush- I will end you, root licker.

root licker by Q-Tip McVicker February 17, 2005

Root beer float 

Bong hit, getting high fuckers and bitches

I just hit that root beer float.

Root beer float by yes bitch May 28, 2018

Root Shooter

A shooter (drink) made by dropping a shot glass filled with root beer schnapps into a glass of amber colored beer, then chugging it down as it foams up.

Drink goes down smooth but tastes identical to root beer soda but can get you drunk quickly.

We did root shooters till we puked!

Root Shooter by Enigmanic January 6, 2010

root band 

One notch below a hair band. Any '80s/ early '90s glam or pop metal band whose music is so appallingly awful that it doesn't evem deserve to be called a hair band.

Poison is a decent hair band. Nothing special, but they have some listenable tunes. Winger, on the other hand, doesn't even rise to that level. They're what I'd call a root band.

root band by The Fourth Man in the Tub August 20, 2011

root doot

For a spastic stupid cunt

Shut up ya root doot

root doot by Sallybally July 7, 2016

Root Canal 

A cover tune by an awful artist, or a cover so terribly done it si like going through dental surgery.

Listening to the Rod Stewart cover of Tom Waits's Downtown Train, is like having a Root Canal

Root Canal by Blue Wooden Dog June 11, 2010

root dick 

When your veins pop out of your dick, resembling the roots a tree/plant.

Dude, wanna check out my root dick? I think I got it from Dani.

root dick by RootDick6969 November 28, 2009