maximum retard

Doing the dumbest possible thing you could do at any given time

Why did you pull aggro on Grobbulus? That is maximum retard

maximum retard by Fizzywix November 12, 2008

siege retard 

A Rainbow Six Siege player who does completely stupid things within the game

That Siege Retard just reinforced Kids bedroom and doomed us.

siege retard by LXNBFMV January 24, 2018

absolute retard 

someone who is especially retarded, that you need to give them a special label

dan:"i heard amy is going out with ricky."
john: "fake news you absolute retard

absolute retard by the original Apple December 27, 2019

Big Red Retard 

A nickname for professinal wrestler, Kane aka Glen Jacobs. This nickname was coined by The Rock, and always and forever will be known and connected with Kane

"The Big Red Retard can finally speak!"

Big Red Retard by JTRAIN28 December 31, 2011

retard quotes 

These occur when people are too stupid to know how to make quotes on their keyboard correctly, using `` (the symbol to the left of the 1 on your keyboard) instead of ". Not to be confused with retard apostrophes, which is when people use ` instead of '. Both are very annoying because the correct quotes/apostrophe key can be easily found next to the fucking Enter key.

Why can't Jordan figure out how to type quotes properly instead of using retard quotes?

retard quotes by Chernorizets Hrabr September 25, 2004

Ginger retard 

That one kid that sits in the back of class and beats his meat

“ Who that one kid that sits In the back of Mrs Henry’s class and runs though the halls, oh that’s the ginger retard

Ginger retard by Lilhhound October 11, 2018

retard racer 

Another term for a short bus, or any kind of vehicle used for the transportation of disabled, handicapped citizens. Seeing as how retards are JUST NOW being mocked, anyone handicapped can be considered a retard, although this is often very prejudgmental.

"Hey look it's a retard racer, check out the passangers."

retard racer by Dave January 14, 2004