You buy and eat this delicious confectionery, only to find that you will not be able to remove it from your teeth completely for the next two weeks unless you seek specialist help.
by Blankhandle1 November 5, 2022

‘I ordered the fish, but I was immediately struck with postorder-regret, because I knew I should have chosen the duck.’
by Neoglot September 3, 2018

Hym "Hey, I do not nor will I ever regret talking about your vermin kids. They are shit. You are shit. You're telling yourself that pedophiles are going to see this and do something other than molest them harder and that's likely wishful thinking at this point. I won't regret this. I won't regret stabbing up some toddler in his mother's arms at a gas station. And I won't let you steal me shit."
by Hym Iam January 28, 2025

by MineOwedWu's March 17, 2021

Homie: aye you hit this last regret blunt
You: damn I should of told her how I felt before it was too late
You: damn I should of told her how I felt before it was too late
by Sendtheweedthroughthemail September 23, 2018

When you order just a little bit too much food, and the amount left over seems too small to keep as leftovers, so you eat it because you’d rather not waste it - and now, you’re overfull and your whole meal is ruined.
I mean there’s only one more chicken ball, it can’t hurt…
*10 minutes later*
Oh god no! Chicken regret! I feel so gross!
*10 minutes later*
Oh god no! Chicken regret! I feel so gross!
by Fishmad122 December 8, 2021

“shit man, i was smoking in my bathroom last night and my dad walked in right as i took the toke of regret”
“damnnnn”
“yeah i’m grounded for 3 months”
“damnnnn”
“yeah i’m grounded for 3 months”
by Wudderparks April 9, 2024
