Rapid Unscheduled Disablement (RUD)

noun
A sudden, catastrophic "oops moment" in IT or cybersecurity where a system decides to take an unplanned coffee break—often accompanied by frantic troubleshooting, finger-pointing, and the ritual sacrifice of a weekend to the tech gods. Usually attributed to Murphy's Law, an overconfident patch, or a rogue cable someone swore "wasn't important."

Rapid Unscheduled Disablement (RUD) - "Our firewall had a Rapid Unscheduled Disablement last night. On the bright side, it was the most efficient denial-of-service attack we've ever performed on ourselves."

by Cemetri Dutler January 16, 2025

White rapid

When a male ejaculates on tits and the female grabs his face and motor boats spreading the whiteness.

I’m going to white rapid you later

by NastieNate September 1, 2019

Rapid Worm

When a man master baits by tazoring his penis

Guy 1: what was with all the noise in the Bathroom?
Guy 2: Oh that? i pulled a Rapid Worm
Guy 1: Ewe that's Nasty

by Sk8erinhuman November 20, 2010

rapid fire dab

Dabbing multiple times which both arms while hunched over

Invented by legend

I'll come at u with my rapid fire dab

by French Frye January 17, 2017

Rapid acoustics

We couldn't find anything better for the equivalent to sexing an instrument

I proceeded to perform my rapid acoustics

by Rapid acoustics lover September 8, 2020

Rapid Octopus

When a woman with 4 toes sucks you and gets cum under her toenails.

That Rapid Octopus was absurd baby!

by Rapid Octopus maker May 27, 2022

rapid

can be used when expressing a large amount of passion or excitement about a particular thing.
like lit and sick but can be used for more general things.

that party was rapid !!
that guys selfie is rapid !!

by roadman101 January 22, 2016