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rapturebate

1. To masturbate while thinking about the Rapture, Mark of the Beast, Great Whore of Babylon, etc.

2. To diddle one's ass while imagining getting Rapture Fucked by Harold Camping.
1. As Rick Santorum stood in the shower thinking about the Rapture his hands moved slowly downward and he began to Rapturebate. He imagined finally being able to tap the Jesus Hole. Yes he knew the Lord was coming soon. Yes coming. coming soon, coming soon...

2. Renowned felcher Pat Robertson stuck four fingers up his saggy old prison wallet and dreamed of his favorite fantasy Sodomy Clown, Harold Camping.
by Cuntoleezza Rice November 13, 2011
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raita

Raita is one of the most uncommon names, but that's because it's made for one of the most unique and gifted people, Raita is a person who is devoted to doing what's correct and has her own sense of morals. She has her own sense of justice and gives their full attention to every single bit of life. She is a very well-driven spirit woman who pushes the agenda of her passions and sacrifices her joy and happiness for the sake of others. Raita is a woman who encourages change and is accepting of her own mistakes and is willing to better herself for the right cause. Raita, although strong, deep down is a caring and compassionate, understanding, and loving woman. She is considerate and thoughtful of other people's feelings and she will do anything within her power to do as many good deeds as she can offer to the world that stands in front of her. Raita is a person who inspires and creates others to be better of themselves, just upon mere interaction, and will captivate anyone who is able to catch a glance at her and immediately fall in love with her at first sight, she has such an attraction and allure that makes you lose your breath when she stares directly into your eyes, it shows her strength but yet, her ability to understand and be soft. She is a perfect balance and mix of a woman, she defines what it is to be a woman, hence why you probably have never heard of the name. You haven't heard of the world's most perfect woman.
"Hey, I was speaking to Raita recently and I believe I'm already in love."
"You can't be serious, she is so out of your league."
"I know, but you can't blame me, she really sweeps you off your feet."
by trickerycontest November 22, 2021
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I wish I was RaidTheWeb.
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rapterad

A raptor from jarrassic park which is retarded.
Omfg! DID you see that rapterad!?
by Naikoe September 23, 2007
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Raptor maul

when someone tackles someone and bring their legs and arms in a position that seems raptor-like while they leap at them. The person then shreiks and hisses like a raptor.
Joe: Ah shit, some asshole was talking shit about me in the hallway so I pulled a Raptor maul on his lameass!

Moe: NICE! ur hella hardcore! I wud never piss u off!
by Raptros October 16, 2008
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Rapture

Are U Ready For The Rapture
by SacromentoBakers September 11, 2020
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Raiti

a history/psychology teacher with bionic calves.
Dude My history teacher is a raiti.
by dalt0n wasssssssssssssssssss0n September 23, 2011
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