1. To masturbate while thinking about the Rapture, Mark of the Beast, Great Whore of Babylon, etc.
2. To diddle one's ass while imagining getting Rapture Fucked by Harold Camping.
2. To diddle one's ass while imagining getting Rapture Fucked by Harold Camping.
1. As Rick Santorum stood in the shower thinking about the Rapture his hands moved slowly downward and he began to Rapturebate. He imagined finally being able to tap the Jesus Hole. Yes he knew the Lord was coming soon. Yes coming. coming soon, coming soon...
2. Renowned felcher Pat Robertson stuck four fingers up his saggy old prison wallet and dreamed of his favorite fantasy Sodomy Clown, Harold Camping.
2. Renowned felcher Pat Robertson stuck four fingers up his saggy old prison wallet and dreamed of his favorite fantasy Sodomy Clown, Harold Camping.
by Cuntoleezza Rice November 13, 2011
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Get the rapterad mug.when someone tackles someone and bring their legs and arms in a position that seems raptor-like while they leap at them. The person then shreiks and hisses like a raptor.
Joe: Ah shit, some asshole was talking shit about me in the hallway so I pulled a Raptor maul on his lameass!
Moe: NICE! ur hella hardcore! I wud never piss u off!
Moe: NICE! ur hella hardcore! I wud never piss u off!
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