Beaver Purse

Another word for vagina.

Can I put my keys in your beaver purse?

by TyphoidComa July 30, 2009

purse curds

A nasty, gooey yeast infection.

Bro, don't mess with Jessica. She's got a brutal case of purse curds.

by Colonel Angus Redbeard July 13, 2017

Purse badger

A person, typically female, who keeps their proximity or RFID badge in their purse at all times. While not typically a problem, the purse badger will always hold up a group of weary-eye, late-arrivals at the entrance while she tries in vain to scan the badge through the sidewall of the purse. The purse badger is an animal of convenience and necessity, and does not remove the badge from the purse for any reason. If the badge cannot be scanned, the next person in line will be forced to use their badge to open the door so the group may pass.

I was late to work because the purse badger was holding up the line at the door.

by W0lf Dick June 2, 2018

Purse Vomit

The contents of a purse, after they have been poured out onto the floor or a table. Purse vomit can be found when women have lost their car keys or makeup or then they are transferring the contents of one purse to another.

I came home and found purse vomit all over my floor with Mary digging through it, trying to find her keys.

by Nemo Noone December 26, 2011

purse candy

Hard candies that your grandma bought at Walgreen's in 1998 that are sitting in the bottom of her purse.

Grandma: Oh Matthew, you're getting cranky. Let grandma give you some purse candy to boost your blood sugar.

by @price5233 June 20, 2020

Snack Purse

Great tasting pussy. Lips opening up to a sweet and delicious snack!

"She had the best snack purse."
"Yo bitch, let me try your sweet snack purse."

by kbomb87 May 26, 2014

coin pursing

The act of a male sticking his testicle into a females butthole.

I tried coin pursing and it hurt my balls.

by FerryRose April 27, 2019