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pursed

when that girl u know is crazy goes with you to the bar, and she ends up totally beating someone at the bar using her big bulky purse as a weapon. your bound to get kicked out the bar if you are with the attacker.

Hard-core pursers only buy purses with big buckles or other kind of extra weight such as rhinestones, extra zippers ect..

some girls put things directly in there purse, if they think they may need to purse somebody that night!
these girls were jumping my friend outside my house so i just grabbed my handbag and pursed all of them
by illpurseyou April 25, 2011
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Beaver Purse

Can I put my keys in your beaver purse?
by TyphoidComa July 30, 2009
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tofu purse

a vegetarian woman's genitals. a specification of the general term "spam purse"
man 1: "I could see Betty's spam purse her skirt was so short." man 2: "No, dude. Betty, has a tofu purse, she's a vegetarian."
by duvzy omalley September 26, 2010
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Purse-Mule

A Husband/Boyfriend/Fiance at the mall with his Wife/Girlfriend/Fiance and made to hold significant-other's purse
My mom went to the mall with her Purse-mule, I mean my dad.
by AyatollahofDietCola November 13, 2010
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Snack Purse

Great tasting pussy. Lips opening up to a sweet and delicious snack!
"She had the best snack purse."
"Yo bitch, let me try your sweet snack purse."
by kbomb87 May 26, 2014
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crotch purse

A vagina, especially when used to store various items, such as change, or lipstick.
Hey girl, you got an extra tissue in your crotch purse?
by Mikefromearth November 8, 2013
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sticky purse

That girls skirt is so high you can see her sticky purse
by timebomb84 August 5, 2015
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