2 definitions by duvzy omalley
man 1: "I could see Betty's spam purse her skirt was so short." man 2: "No, dude. Betty, has a tofu purse, she's a vegetarian."
by duvzy omalley September 26, 2010
a massive fat gut achieved by over indulging in egg nog during the short time it is available. Similar to beer belly, but potentially more devastating.
by duvzy omalley November 29, 2010