puddle 

1. noun "puddle": A group of ravers, strung out on ecstasy, all piled on top of each other.

2. verb "puddling": To engage in a puddle.

3. adjective "puddled": Being thoroughly and totally absorbed by the puddle.

1. n. "There are some hot raver girls in that puddle."

2. v. "We're going to do some mad puddling tonight."

3. a. "Man, you are so puddled."

puddle by phrawzty October 13, 2002

Puddlenuts 

The manifestation of a loose hanging sack precipitated by a warm, humid environment. Such genitals will settle onto any surface as if a melted semi-viscous liquid.

Syn: "the over-easy", "curtain-sack", "rooster waddle" or "man-drape"

Billy was seated at the bench press when Jan caught an unfortunate glimpse at his puddlenuts.

Puddlenuts by Sir Heavypants February 24, 2009

piddled 

Drunk.

Can you drive?
No, I'm piddled.
Again?

piddled by stumpyjonboston June 23, 2011

cuddle puddle 

a group of several people who are on ecstasy and are comforting each other by hugging

look! that's what you call a cuddle puddle

cuddle puddle by gashlycrumb February 17, 2003

Puddlefile 

An alluring puddle that doesn't look nearly as treacherous as it is. That type of puddle that says you can step in me and be just fine. But when you do water covers your entire shoe or you slip and bust your ass and leaves you cold and embarrassed in a place you dont want to be.

I thought i would be fine, it seemed innocent enough. But that puddlefile raped me and my new shoes .

Puddlefile by poptartjesus December 6, 2009

puddle of cum 

The best insult in human history no other insult can match it

Fuck you, you puddle of cum
AW SHIT

puddle of cum by poopyman September 16, 2013

Puddle Slut 

SOMEONE WHO FUCKS OTHER PEOPLE FOR DRUG OR MONEY. A NAPPY ASS BITCH LIKE MY HUSBAND S EX

SHERRY WANTED DOPE AND HAD NO MONEY SO THAT NASTY SKANKY PUDDLE SLUT SUCKED MR. CLEANS DICK

Puddle Slut by WABBIT TWAKER June 6, 2015