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Profanwich

A variant of the "sir sandwich."

Commonly used (regretably) in the workplace. While the "sir sandwich" is the absolute hieght of professionalism and respect, the Profanwich is the ultimate lack of professionalism, the anti-sir sandwich.
Sh**, that copy machine is jammed, f**k. ->Profanwich
by ccindyclerk November 30, 2009
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Profanitation

The art of producing a long, coherent stream of well elocuted profanities with no grammatical errors.
Often used in terms of sarcastic response.
A - 'Go to hell, you steaming bag of putrescent cockslime! You are a disgrace to the shit heap of humanity! The best part of that bloated, greasy bag of puss you call a body got flushed down the shitter when you were five! You ugly, cunting pile of rotten manure!'

B - 'Good show, by Jove! Such an charming adventure into the art of literary profanitation. Fuck you too!'
by Alyxandr December 28, 2011
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Protaintiff

The word you use when you can't remember the word "patent." It is a combination of protect, taint, and plaintiff.

Protaintiff can also be used to replace any word you cannot remember.
Hey man, you can't sing that, I got have a protaintiff for the tune.

Albert Einstein worked at a protaintiff office.

Dude, you totally protaintiff'd bill the other day!
by Brunpio January 1, 2012
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Pootang Ninja

A skilled master in the art of getting the Pootang .
Whoa bro, I didn't know i hang with a Pootang ninja. Can you me show your ways?
by Joboy232 October 18, 2015
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protagonist hair

Weird hair cut or color that sets apart the protagonist from the supporting character
Wow, Goku has a bad case of protagonist hair.
by Fluffy_Cerberus January 24, 2017
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Potanz

This potanz bullied me for years in high school.
by careb October 8, 2017
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Profaninate

Mean you are make of laundry profaninate cussing ya boiii
You are a big profaninater
by Laundrylover666 May 2, 2018
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