Procrastination

The art of keeping up with yesterday

Procrastination: a student's life

by Fapjack June 21, 2016

procrastination

The art of putting of a task until the last possible moment, or just not doing it at all.

In college, procrastination is such a big problem we have a motto. "If tomorrow isn't the due date, today isn't the do date!".

by Nitro984 November 17, 2016

procrastination

something i do when its time to go to bed and i don't want to.

creating definitions on urban dictionary is a good method of procrastination .

by DrDoodlehead February 13, 2017

Procrasturbation

When YouTube goes down and you have no other way to avoid school or work, so you go to (insert porn site here) and jack away

Guy 1: Man, ever since YouTube went down I haven't been able to procrastinate properly!
Guy 2: Have you tried procrasturbation?
Guy 1: Sounds like a good idea

by cankobyngite October 16, 2018

procrastination

What you are doing right now you jackass... go back to studying your damn mid term

The writer knows that his current viewer is procrastinating on work. Procrastination is a bitch huh?

by DJSwag October 22, 2018

Procrastination

You know what,
I will tell you the definition LATER

Friend: What is the meaning of procrastination
Me: I will tell you the definition later ; )
Friend: :0

by Procrastinating everything September 1, 2019

Executive Procrastination

1. An advanced form of procrastination wherein a specific task is avoided to complete another equally important task.

2. Avoiding something important by doing something equally important, but where time isn't necessarily a factor.

Some examples of 'Executive Procrastination' are:

Avoiding writing an essay by sorting out rent.

Avoiding going to the dentist by going to the gym.

by MazaBaza March 30, 2009