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Prayer Problem

N.)

One of the many socially acceptable brush off tactics the "thoughts and prayers(™)" generation defaults to Whenever there is something wrong in the world.
"All these hurricanes, school shootings, violent video games, Homer sexuals getting married, this world's got a prayer problem."

You know what Debbie? You are absolutely right. This world does have a prayer problem. In the sense your generation would rather rely on thoughts and prayers to put out a house fire than treat people with basic human dignity or get up off of your ass and try to make this world a better place. Now quickly, go make a hundred Facebook posts about this prayer problem and make yourself look like a bigger inbred dipshit.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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Prayer Rape

When someone prays over you without consent or ignoring your objection.
Religious person: Can i pray for you?
Me: No thank you.

Religious person : *puts hands over me and starts to pray.
Me: Dude, you just prayer raped me!
by Brey666 January 4, 2020
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When you are so paranoid you pray about it
Oh gosh, I'm so prayeranoid. Lord, free me from this prayeranoia.
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Dude I heard she goes to church with her family every Sunday.

You know what they say, Prayers are Sprayers.
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Prayer

(To pray.) A Long forgotten form of meditation in which consciousness is transformed in communion with Source Energy in recognition of self and life force energy is manifested as conscious energy. HOWEVER, operating in contravention with the universal laws of love and doubt consciousness thought forms will stall results.
Paul: Some of those spirit people say

, in prayer “in the name of the Christ.” Kinda weird, and some don’t even say amen.
by TheRealSpiritMan January 23, 2023
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