I was at the massage parlor last night, and she asked me if I wanted a happy ending, and I was like, yeah, as long as it's the rice pouch and not the helping hand.
by MiLuvYuLong July 26, 2012
Get the rice pouchmug. When a father carries an infant in the front of his pants because his arms are sore. Like a kangaroo.
by Katharsis April 18, 2009
Get the Man Pouchmug. The tender very sensitive streach of skin between your ass hole and ball and/or balls. Also known as a gooch.
I heard that jerry shaved his puddin' pouch and cut himself. He died three months later, pukin puddin everywhere.
by Standford February 26, 2007
Get the Puddin' Pouchmug. A form of snuff for all the fucking pussies out there. It's like taking a tiny ass dip and putting it in a bag. They are great to chew in school if you don't wanna get caught, but it's better to be a real man and pack yourself a big ole' dip of cope or skoal than to be the ultimate pussy.
by 420 Smoot It Faggot April 17, 2014
Get the Tobacco Pouchmug. by POOPmanTURD March 24, 2010
Get the nugget pouchmug. When a woman is so fat, that she has a roll where her crouch is. Looks literally like a pouch down in the crouch region.
by Bad Ass in The House January 18, 2009
Get the Puss Pouchmug. The organ in the boday that collects urine prior to removal from the body. Also known as the Bladder.
by Tedccrow January 7, 2009
Get the Pee Pouchmug.