Poser

One who adopts the stylistic and overall aesthetic traits of a group or movement, without actually considering the attitude, ideals and lifestyle of said group.
Guy 1: Well, I got my Suicidal Tendencies hat, Bad Brains T-shirt, Dickies work pants with studded belt, Vans Sk8 HIs and knee high socks. I'm officially a HARDCORE SKATER! WOOH!!!

Guy 2: Hey Dude, I noticed your gear man. Suicidal's one of my favorite bands man! I bet you must skate as well! Those Hi-tops are so good for vert, the waffle grip is amazing!

Guy 1: ...Aaaah, nah man I dont skate.

Guy 2: Oh ok, well what's your favorite Bad Brains song?

Guy 1: *bemused* I don't know dude, I've never actually listened to them before.

Guy 2: ...F**KING POSER!!!
by SilkySkills February 07, 2013
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1. Someone who pretends, or wants, to be something they are not.
2. A person who attempts to blend into a specific social group.
3. Someone who acts like someone they're not,but not realizing that there being fake, basically a loser trying to fit in.
Jason was such a poser-biker; sure, he has a bike that's all black, but it doesn't even run and it is in pieces. He would rather spend his money going to Vegas.
by RCawdor June 28, 2018
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A young, pale, male usually in teenage years who gets destroyed by people who compose better English than he does. Also, one who creeps on multiple facebook profiles and statuses.
Ryan has no clue what he's talking about but he pretends to fit in. What a poser.
by InformedGuy March 17, 2011
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Fake

-Someone who isn't who they say there are and is a complete waste of life
Diana is such a poser.
by WILTEOUT January 28, 2015
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Someone that claims to have gotten street smart from growing up on the back streets of somewhere like Orange County or Montana or claims to be a student of human behavior to sound more alert, studious and socially conscious than they actually are, since they're always asking people around them what the fuck is going on. All this is really a defense mechanism to hide the dork beneath the surface. Another one of their favorite defense mechanisms is to imitate someone that other people might describe as unbearable, thinking that by imitating somebody like that, they become somebody like that in actuality.
The poser was none of what he/she claimed to be, but knew that if he/she started being himself/herself, nobody would want to be around him/her, and nobody would want him/her around (except possibly other like minded posers).
by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021
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One who changes their personailty, attitude, and looks based on an influence. The person can also be considered fake. If a sport is involved, a poser may pretend to be good at it. If a clique is involved, the poser may adapt the steriotype style of the clique. Posers are widely disliked throughout... everywhere.
Chris: Dude that fatass Mike can't seriously skate, why does he even try?
Sean: Dude, because he's the biggest poser I know
by Crip Crew January 01, 2007
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a wanna-be showoff that gets no points in basketball, and cant dunk also is referred to as PAytoN.
a payton is a poser , a poser is a payton
by cottonpicken March 06, 2023
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