Creamy Porridge

When you get fucked so hard in the pussy that chunky white lumps of cum ex cremates from the vagina

"fuck you darling you made my cunt into a creamy porridge"

by fuckmetillibleed March 2, 2017

porridge snorter

a young girl that dosnt like to spit.

A cum guzzler.

"hey Bob, you see that young lass over there? I bet she's a right porridge snorter"

by Finbarkinell January 27, 2010

Porridge Metal

Porridge Metal - Metal Musik whos drums are too quite, guitar has no aksents, trak looks longer than it aktually is, & tempo is always changing its like “Porridge”

Term kreated & 1st used by Kristina Rybalchenko aka Kriss Drummer on 2023_December_16 Saturday during Live Twitch Stream. Time Stamp 3:35:00 15:35:00 CT / 21:35:00 UTC

Post Kreated by theMekanik

Example 1: Motorhead the Band has a song kalled “Overkill” it is the epitome of “Porridge Metal Musik”

Example 2: Motörhead - Overkill, is Porridge Metal

by anonymous December 16, 2023

piper porridge

The want to consentually devour your partner(s) in a sexually and sensually delightful way. Oats may or may not be used in the process, but it will always end with two people living in a separate realities to one of the people in their lives that they find irreplaceable.

I want to eat them like a bowl of Piper porridge for the whole weeekend. I might even spice it up with some rhubarb this time round.

by Trash Hair April 22, 2018

Porridge Metal

Porridge Metal - Metal Musik whos drumS are too quite, guitar has no aksEnts, trak looks longEr than it aktually is, & tEmpo is alwaYs changing its “Porridge”

1st used by Kristina Rybalchenko aka Kriss Drummer on 2023_December_16 Saturday during Live Twitch Stream. Time Stamp 3:35:00 15:35:00 CT / 21:35:00 UTC

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TJ
JDM Guitars
Habs
Fansy Krutch
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theMekanik
Etc.

Example #1
Motorhead the band has a song kalled "Overkill" it is the epitome of Porridge Metal Musik

Example #2
Motorhead - Overkill is total porridge

by theMekanik December 16, 2023

Stir the Norwegian's porridge

To insert unnecessary chaos into a situation. To escalate matters. To absolutely wreck someone's entire world possibly forever.

Fred: Just don't mention her ex-boyfriend when you talk to her. You'll just stir the Norwegian's porridge.

Jake: Got it. The last thing I want to do is to make a scene.

by benlulz January 23, 2021

People porridge

Spunk, sperm, spooge, jizz, cum, ejaculate.
Along the same lines of baby gravy.

"Hey baby girl, come gulp down some people porridge"

by janotto1210 April 1, 2020