Poptart

An insult used to describe an oral sex hoe.

She's a fucking poptart, all the men eat her for breakfast.

by ASoundMakingReject January 12, 2020

Poptarting

when you have nowhere else to nut

sorry Seth I didn't wanna nut on the couch last night so I poptarted "poptarting"

by kkkpattycake September 27, 2020

Poptart

Someone who is sweet and nice on the outside and slimy and dirty on the inside.

She is such a poptart.
I don't know why Jessica was acting like a poptart to me Saturday night

by Urbanduchess April 20, 2016

Nebraska PopTart

When you put your pecker in the toaster to warm it up for your old lady.

Oh just you wait babe, you're gonna love this Nebraska PopTart!

by Bob The Bus Driver June 28, 2022

Poptart

You deserve mr puff cheeks to attack you

U poptart

by Poptarts-yes June 19, 2022

minnesota poptart

It has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for sex while driving.

Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.

Last week, I heard someone died attempting the Minnesota Poptart.

by Master (Beta 1.3) November 12, 2014

Swedish Poptart

n: The act of a man inserting only his testicles into a woman's vagina; The act of intercourse using only a man's testes and the birth canal.

Sam: "Yo dude, how was Sally last night?"
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."

by buttchuggsonbuttchuggs December 6, 2013