Shoplift the Pooty

When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child.

Also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women's child in order to sleep with her.

Dude, look at John and Sara. He straight up shoplifted the pooty.

by Magikman May 28, 2004

Pooty Woot

Or Pooty Wooty is a Southern Term for Skeezer.
Also a Southern-Caucasian term for Chicken Head
Opposite of a Southern Belle
A trashy whore or ho that everyone in town has had sex with and will take all of your money if she gets the chance to.

Also can be used as a term for Vagina or cry baby by adding a Y at the end.

Guy 1 - holy crap man look at that hot girl!

Guy 2 - Oh hell no dude she's a pooty woot,everyone around here has had a chance with her.

Or

Guy - Man I need some pooty wooty tonight, guess i'll head to the ghetto.

Or

Mom to crying kid - Oh shutup and stop being a pooty wooty.

by SouthernBoyy June 11, 2006

pooty patty

when you poop and it splashes water on your butt! SHAT!!!!!

HOLY SHIT BOB!!!! i just pooty patty on all over my ass!!!! or cock!!

by Charlie kendall February 28, 2008

POOTIE SALAD

What you call someone when you don't know what else to call them but you want to insult them and also make them laugh.

guess what? you're a pootie salad!

by Dani Jeebs December 3, 2010

pooty toot

noun: to fart
verb: a fart

Who pooty tooted?
Hey! I can smell your pooty toot from accross the room!

by ellen March 1, 2004

Pooty-Doo

When some mysterious odor comes about, it smells like Pooty-doo. Often like shit, or fish tacos, or sweaty asscrack that hasn't had a shower since that bitch came out of the vagina.

That bitch smells like pooty-doo,

by shit sandwhich, August 15, 2008

doody pooty

the act of feeling like an Asshole; feeling down; a random word that shows you are upset; synonym for crap

Jimmy got an F on his test and felt like a doody pooty.
Jimmy just took a nasty dooty pooty.

by pantoliano July 28, 2009