perplexion

The state you are in when perplexed.

We call Harry over who listens for a voice, saying “Hello, hello whoever you are”, into the mouth piece before passing it back with a you-got-me expression.
“Funny guys.”
He sees we’re not laughing.
“I’m in perplexion. Who was that?” asks Harry with a baffled expression.
I check the cell and the line’s dead.

Excerpt from chapter 29 of "Sixteen stories, no pets" by C.J. Beck

by C.J. Beck, author of novel 'Spiked' April 25, 2006

Perpectening

The Filipino word for Perfecting

I almose perpectening my eenglis

by Fobmaster May 8, 2005

perplexicon

-noun, from the English perplex and lexicon
1. Collectively, all words with which one is familiar but is unable to define.

2. Words that one would commonly be expected to know based on his or her education or socio-economic class but does not.
3. Particular words, generally of an erudite nature, which one finds perpetually befuddling despite previous attempts to ascertain their meaning.

"No matter how many times I look up fecundity in the dictionary, it always seems to slip back into my perplexicon by the time I next encounter it."

"Four years of college and I all I have to show for it is a massively inflated perplexicon!"

by $exy Lexy March 20, 2010

PerpA

short for Perpetually Aroused. A state in which a man with a small penis brags about his mythical penis size.

A: I am totally PerpA right now.

B: Dude, no one cares about your small penis.

by amatarasu October 1, 2011

perpendiculous

A person directly from you who is a dick, ridiculous, and thinks their perfect.

This perpendiculous guy is about to get me pissed off.

by Clenton March 8, 2017

perp

Extremely amazing weed..... Yeah its expensive but it is high quality.

Put that perp in a bowl and smoke it!

by It don matter December 9, 2008

Perplexion

An perplexing erection -- a boner for which there is no clear source.

Genji's perplexion in line at the grocery drew the attention of the little boy nearby.

by blotngh22 June 23, 2010