jonathan plank

Attempting to do something on a scooter/skateboard and then falling over and then landing in a planking like position

Jonathan: i can do that 4 stair
daniel:you can do it
Every1: Dude hes planking
Blake: im cool

jonathan plank

by jndfkkjdgxcgffxgcjgytfdfghfyfg July 17, 2011

Skank Planking

The act of planking on a female while having an intimate moment, it could be watching a romantic comedy or getting freaky. Results vary greatly.

Roger: Dude I went Skank Planking on Cindy last night.
Eric: Sweet, how did she react?
Roger: She bit my calf...

by iMOOSE24 August 18, 2012

pickle plankton

Another word for calling someone a dick, hence the word pickle is another word meaning penis

Friend: That guy is being such a pickle plankton.
Me: What does that mean?
Friend: It's another word meaning dick.

by hithereurbandiconary June 11, 2017

Spank plankton

Semen.

There was spank plankton in your food

by ClassyBrassy June 30, 2019

The Plankton

The smallest penis you've ever seen. You literally will need a microscope to see it.

Woman 1: That loser over there has The Plankton.

by KalloFox34 December 6, 2019

Superman plank

When a woman lays on her stomach and the man planks over her then proceeds to violently thrust to the point that the women can't go anywhere so she gotta take all the dick. This act is especially effective if the male has a bbc then you can finesse it perfectly.

Did yall see Lena the plug get reamed by Jason Luv?? That shit was brutal, he did the superman plank .

by Horchatalover69 July 17, 2023

Spank the plankton

1. When you try to make a dank meme but fail

2. When you try to suck someone’s ankles, but they dodge it by kicking you in the face

1.
P1 My meme I edited for 4 hours got only 3 likes!

P2 Damn that meme really spank the plankton

2.
P1 I tried to suck my girlfriend’s ankles last night, but she ended up breaking my jaw! That bitch spank the plankton!

by Omegle’s May 14, 2018