pissing in the wind

Doing something completely pointless which has absolutely no chance of working or being in any way effective.

Trying to fix this fridge with a screwdriver I might as well be pissing in the wind!

by Jotinmick January 13, 2016

piss licker

A demeaning term to ridicule or hurt someone,
a guy literally licking piss

You piss licker!

It's not piss, it's cock juice!

Doesn't matter, piss licker

Oh come on! I'm not gay!

No, you're a piss licker!

by Fukaface! May 28, 2011

Piss you!!!

Much like pee you!!! but stronger; piss you!!! is an exclamation used when you encounter a person or thing that ***REALLY*** reeks.

PISS YOU!!! That fucking jug of milk must have gone off at least two weeks ago!!! :-(

by Telephony December 25, 2011

wall pissing

Facebook comments written by a girl on her boyfriend's wall to let other girls know he's taken or to mark her territory. This may start a wall pissing war between two or more girls who like the same guy.

I'm having a wall pissing war with some chick named Dawn on Tyler's Facebook wall. I commented that I can't wait for our Las Vegas trip.

She commented right after: last night was sooo much fun ;-)

OMG! Who the hell is this bitch?!? My next comment will be: Don't forget to bring a bottle of wine tomorrow night. I'm cooking up something special...muah!

by cahoimhe May 26, 2010

go on the piss

UK expression meaning going out to get drunk. Purposely drinking enough to get drunk

It's Saturday. I think I will go on the piss tonight.

by Jonnno January 26, 2012

Piss pen

Another word for a dab pen, which is an electronic device that you use to vape dabs with. Nicknamed piss pen because dabs are the same shade of yellow as piss.

Yooo I'm tryna get baked before class starts. Lemme hit the piss pen

by Suckmytoes_77 April 20, 2021

Throw a piss

Urinate

Dude, where’s the head. I gotta throw a piss.

by the comand'r November 29, 2019