Puri

People named Puri like anime and are always crying/

"Oh yeah thats Puri, don't worry she's always crying"

by Its me Im Puri December 1, 2019

Irie Purie Juice

is the juice a woman's cooter omits during sexual pleasures.

I'm going home to saturate my head in some of my woman's irie purie juice.

by Jayme Giselle July 31, 2006

Pouring the milk first

THE WRONG WAY TO GO !! aka Something a dumb ass catastrophic bimbo does

Katy: hey Sara do you want some cereal

Sara: yeah sure, but why are you pouring the milk first, the cereal obviously goes first bimbo 🙄

by @yaii.litty May 23, 2018

pouring the milk first

the right way to do it, if you put cereal first you're wrong because society brainwashed you to think that.

mother: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna put the cereal first-
mother: *already as dialled 911 and the military force*
mother: the police are on their way due to you not knowing that pouring the milk first is the right way and will guide you to enlightment

by begone, bigot thot March 25, 2018

phurd

Something that smells like the dead grandmother of an offensive redneck.

That phurd keeps popping out of the ground despite all efforts to bury it.

by TownK January 11, 2009

Pourin' the coal to her

AKA... givin' her the business... putting your cock in her steam engine... fucking...

Man I heard Todd was really Pourin' the coal to her...

by Baessler December 26, 2008

phunie

Cool kid way of saying funny

"Hey, that dude is pretty phunie"

by DogCowy December 24, 2017