pantaloupes

Shapely buttocks, male or female

I've still got the goods; check out these pantaloupes!

by El Rob July 18, 2005

Phantom Text Message

Like A phantom pregnancy. (Where you think you're pregnant but your actually not)
Whilst waiting for a text message, you think you can feel your phone vibrate and get excited but it is actually just your imagination.

Girl1: Oh! My phone's gone off!
Girl2: Omg, has he texted back?!
Girl1: Hmm, I haven't got anything, must be a Phantom Text Message.

by applehop July 23, 2009

phantom forces

A blocky lego game on Roblox where little kids think they can 360 no scope off the crane.

My daddy is Builderman and he will ban you from Phantom Forces if you kill me!

by TheDeepBlue December 2, 2017

phantom penis

The quivering feeling a girl (or person) gets right after having sex when the penis has withdrawn from the vagina.

He pulled out and I rolled over closing my legs back together and trembled from phantom penis.

by lovestosnuggle January 17, 2009

pantaloon

A garment that is worn on the legs. Pantaloons generally fasten around the waist and reach to the ankles.

"Your pantaloons are most excellent."

by Licktheoutlet August 11, 2005

Pantaloon

A song by the smol bean Tyler Joseph. The song starts with him saying his grandad died when he was 9 and he thinks it was the pantaloon
The pantaloon is his father

This is a song btww

Your grandpa died when you we're 9

You have learnt way to soon you should never trust the pantaloon
Your dad is now the pantaloon

by TyJo + Jishwa |-/ ❤️💀 May 21, 2018

The Phantom Shitter

Also known as Alex "Cheech" Marin who in 2006, during the Loyola Freshman football season, took massive shits throughout the Freshman/Sophomore locker room. He was notorious for vanishing after dropping a duece seemingly into thin air. The Phantom Shitter was never officially caught in the act, but after years of specualtion, it has been confirmed that Alex Marin is THE PHANTOM SHITTER.

Damn do you smell that?" "Yea, I guess the phantom shitter strikes again...

by deepdarksecrets September 27, 2010