Nam Phan

During the Semi-Final episode of The Ultimate Fighter 12 Nam Phan's roommates busted into his bathroom while he was taking a shower and caught him masterbating.

I had some time to kill before work, so while I was taking a shower I decided to Nam Phan.

by BarGuy-irc December 7, 2010

pankiw

A non-fictional giant. usually hangs out near small people to make him look even bigger

Whoa! that guy's a huge pankiw!!

by jordyb12414323 August 6, 2012

pankus

When a male repeatedly slaps his penis on a womans face to get them both aroused.

before i fucked sarah, i gave her some mad pankus.

by tballer September 2, 2006

pank

to flatten a surface or smooth out a surface; usually related to snow

I'm going to go out and pank the snow so I can make an ice rink in the backyard.

by noYoopergirl May 7, 2011

Pankaj

A person who makes Precious Pancakes. He is a reliable friend/brother. He's done a big oof. xD

Don't pull a "Pankaj".

That guy is such a "Pankaj".
Wowie, i've spotted a wild "Pankaj"

by OofMan100 May 12, 2019

Pankin

v. to spank someone with a flap-a-jack.

I gave her such a pankin that she could smell syrup for weeks.

We got rowdy last night and gave each other pankins all night long.

by Fluffer Nutter April 10, 2005

Panky

When someone (usually a woman) has a strop or a tantrum over something trivial.

During the ad break on Jeremy Kyle:

Me:"Im just changing the TV channell"
Her: "No - Im watching the adverts!!!"
Me: "Oh your gettin all Panky again"
Her: "WTF does Panky mean?!"

by sweet_pee85 October 9, 2011