Peen Off

A saying for when u really want someone to hop off of your peen

“Bri you need to peen off, I’m not going to give you the spongebob”

by ThePillCosby September 14, 2018

monkey peen

When someone has a small penis like a monkey.

She was laughing at Tom and his monkey peen

by Smiles at the bay November 7, 2020

peen jockey

a female who sleeps around

Dude, I've seen that girl with 3 other guys in this week alone. She needs to stop being such a peen jockey or her reputation will be defiled.

by AltheaJ April 3, 2011

Mooshy-peen

a soft and squishy penis

"did you have sex with him?"
''No he had a mooshy-peen"

by 004Jk57 December 30, 2021

quant peen

A reflection of your quantitative abilities. Instead of asking if you lift, people may ask you if you quant the shit out of something. Signs of having a massive quant peen include going to MIT or really liking stats or machine learning or just being a nerd.

Joey Z has a fucking HUUUUGE quant peen. Did you _see_ him solve that math problem in less than 1 sec?!?! :O

by askbbj July 17, 2016

Microscopic Peen

Basically what the word is

Justin Beaver took off his pants and Selena needed a microscope to see his Microscopic Peen

by fucboi27 August 4, 2019

peen scene

peen - short for penis
A general view of the males in a designated area; a phrase often used in wonder of how hot the guys in the area are.

ex: at the mall, in a bar, at a party.

Janastasia: eyo what's the peen scene in town look like?

Katinka: eh it's better than yesterday, more of the douch-ey looking peen that you like more than the hipster-y peen i like

Janastasia: cool i'm getting into a cab now see you soon

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Rhiannon: the peen scene here isn't lookin too big

Jamie: you're right but let's stay here and get drinks anyways so we don't get hit on for awhile, especially by those bald guys with the liver spots.

Rhiannon: aight.

by ScarletSkyeMelody August 3, 2011