Nathan: Urrrr why on earth is your sociology book all wet and sticky :S
Katy: Ofgs! that is the last time i lend John ANYTHING!
Nathan: Huh? :S What is it?
Katy: Parental Juice. ¬.¬
Katy: Ofgs! that is the last time i lend John ANYTHING!
Nathan: Huh? :S What is it?
Katy: Parental Juice. ¬.¬
by TwistedNath November 11, 2009
Get the Parental Juice mug.I am surprised that this is not defined here yet. It is a popular phrase that parents use to make their opinions seem especially important, even when discussing matters that have absolutely nothing to do with children and parenting. This is done under the delusion that being a mother or father will automatically make their comments more respected by others.
"As a parent, I feel that the crispy M&Ms were better than the pretzel ones."
"As a parent, I think the earlier seasons of 'The Simpsons' were the best."
"As a parent, I think the earlier seasons of 'The Simpsons' were the best."
by Anne1203 October 6, 2013
Get the As a parent mug.1. One who believes in retaining their childrens' innocence for a lot longer than it was meant to be around for.
2. A parent who refuses to acknowledge that one day their kids will learn about sex and drugs, as well as learn a few new "bad" words (crap, god, damn, etc.). They often refuse to tell their kids that sex exists while completely forgetting how their kids were created in the first place. Or that drugs are still out there, while not realizing how somebody got the idea of creating the disney channel, which is often the only TV channel their kids are allowed to watch
2. A parent who refuses to acknowledge that one day their kids will learn about sex and drugs, as well as learn a few new "bad" words (crap, god, damn, etc.). They often refuse to tell their kids that sex exists while completely forgetting how their kids were created in the first place. Or that drugs are still out there, while not realizing how somebody got the idea of creating the disney channel, which is often the only TV channel their kids are allowed to watch
1. Guy 1: Look at that mother over there breastfeeding her kid. He's got to be at least ten
Guy 2: That's pretty fucked up. The mother must be a disney parent
2. Kid: Mom, what's a blowjob?
Mom: HOW DARE YOU!!! NEVER, EVER use that word again!
Kid: Why not?
Mother: Because it's a bad word. Now go watch the Disney channel.
Guy 2: That's pretty fucked up. The mother must be a disney parent
2. Kid: Mom, what's a blowjob?
Mom: HOW DARE YOU!!! NEVER, EVER use that word again!
Kid: Why not?
Mother: Because it's a bad word. Now go watch the Disney channel.
by the dirty liberal July 13, 2009
Get the disney parent mug.A parent poser is someone (usually male) who acts like they are there for there children when they are not. They are usually the kind of parent that has 5 children so they could go on welfare. They use there children to their advantage.
A mother has 6 children (on purpose) to go on welfare. The children have nothing to eat but Ramen Noodles and wear tattered clothes, while the mother is driving a new SUV with 30 inch spinning rims.
by Inspector Gadget September 10, 2004
Get the parent poser mug.this is a colombian slang for nigga or friends..bro..etc. this is a only slang by YOUNG COLOMBIANS!!
by Daisy Franco April 22, 2005
Get the parce mug.intense partying that is not for the light hearted. Nights usually end with loss of memory & dignity (v.)
"Sorry we pardee."
by P.Peep July 16, 2009
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Yeah, all of the songs on the new Drake album are Explicit so it has the Parental Advisory sticker; which means I will not show this to my parents.
by hotdad December 4, 2015
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