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Parasailing

Having Wild Sex, Comeplete Plowing a woman, or Guy.
Wow, i was just parasailing sallys vagina
by Chris_plows_vaginas June 24, 2008
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Parasex

Para role-playing involving sex.
Girl: PARASEX PARASEX PARASEX!
Boy: Don't tempt me!
by Hollis Hydeman July 6, 2010
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Parasiticus

The elusive mexican yellow bellied kokoandrea hydra is name of this rare species. Its scientific name is Andreus Parasiticus Weakan Maleian.

This animal lives, roams and infests homes. Commonly mistaken from an animal from "Where the Wild things are." It is a rare specimen that usually hides in the brush or under the mud and rocks.

It is known as a parasite that attaches itself to weak males. (Similar to the jockey in hit multiplayer game by Valve, Left 4 Dead)

This creature has evolved to live in the homes of humans. It only feeds until its host withered and inches from death then it nurses it back to health..only to feed again later.

The Andreus Parasiticus has an entire family of parasites as well. The most notable being the grandma hydra who lures it's prey with fruit cups and sex.

It is also a creature of habit. It tricks its weak fat male host into treating its parasitic family to various meals usually paid by the flesh n blood of the host.

Scientists have yet to figure out how the Andreus Parasiticus does this. Trickery of the mind? Or does it just wisely choose the weakest minded host?
Andreus Parasiticus
by Endangered Species December 20, 2009
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Panos

Panos is that weird guy that is creepy and u see him looking at girls much younger than him and has multiple white vans with young kids inside
That weird guy is a right panos
by Gfxvjjzcbjcxc November 13, 2019
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Paras

1. A type of a Pokémon ©, that has something or the other to do with mushrooms.

2. A not-so-uncommon name for an east Indian male child.

3. This fucking druggie in my class who's barely getting a 50 and yet is somehow the center of attention. Asshole. .. But he is sexy.
1. Ash took out his pokéball, threw it out, and yelled "I choose you, Paras!"

2. Hey Paras, whatcha doin' tonight?

3. Dude.. like.. dude...
by Cæsar June 11, 2006
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Panos

Verb.(past-Panoed)
To Panos is equivalent to to do something pathetically awesome or to act like the coolest dude alive.
Adj.
Panos can also describe someone who is extremely laid back,cool,a dude, god-like or ridiculously good-looking and perfect.
He totally Panoed last night. It was awesome.

Dude, you're so panos. i love you.
by Virgin.Mary March 21, 2009
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Matt Paras

A fat kid who carrys aroun a square luncg box all day.
Richard: Matt Paras is a fat ass.
Ryan: I know he will be lonely for ever!
Bill: I-)
by Not Richard January 22, 2008
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