A paradox (one (such as a person, situation, or action) having seemingly contradictory qualities or phases) in which said person (Amy Schumer, that one girl named carly etc.) misinterprets charming personality traits, making unfunny jokes and saying weird hurtful things, assuming that all failures are a result of "not doing it good enough;" perpetuating an eternal cycle of false feedback.
P1 "You know that one chick in english who tries waaay too hard?" P2 "Oh yeah homies stuck in a Schumer Paradox
by Wodentheallfather April 9, 2022
Get the Schumer Paradoxmug. I tried to clock in on time, but the computer just stopped working, and made me 2 minutes late. This is the 3rd time I've fell into Breylon's Paradox this week.
by KidNinjaGames January 28, 2015
Get the Breylon's Paradoxmug. Jamal: Dude, why does she have such low self-esteem? She's a dime!
Griffin: Dude, the Samantha Paradox.
Griffin: Dude, the Samantha Paradox.
by Brbgonnagosmoke November 16, 2012
Get the Samantha Paradoxmug. Retard Paradox Example:
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by Wyates5 April 28, 2019
Get the Retard Paradoxmug. Any problem with a Microsoft computer system caused by an inadvertent reboot that can only be fixed for some reason by rebooting again.
My power went out and kicked my desktop. It was all messed up. I rebooted it and now it's clean. It's the fucking Gates Paradox.
by STPotter November 21, 2007
Get the Gates Paradoxmug. This refers to the phenomenon of gay males having more success attracting women than straight males do. This is paradoxical as, obviously, a gay male has no interest in the women they monopolize away from straight males.
by GingerBeer June 17, 2012
Get the Fudgepacker Paradoxmug. by big daddy 978 November 29, 2006
Get the Ultimate Paradoxmug.