Like "oof" to show sympathy for another's situation, but in a sarcastic manner that suggests the problem has no real significance.
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A word to express one's interest in something. Normally used by girls when subtly stalking hotties on the street; or when they're shopping and find something exceptionally cute or sexy, such as clothing.
Example one.
Friend #1: "Check out that hottie across the street!"
Friend #2: "Ooer!"
Example two.
Friend #1: "Look at this adorable Guess wallet I just found!"
Friend #2: "Ooer, very sexy."
Friend #1: "Check out that hottie across the street!"
Friend #2: "Ooer!"
Example two.
Friend #1: "Look at this adorable Guess wallet I just found!"
Friend #2: "Ooer, very sexy."
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Get the Oober Etchasketch mug.While Mandy was clinking a cheers with the local crackhead, she told him not to clink the top of his glass to hers to avoid his open oozers to spread to her glass and then to her lips.
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Get the oober mug.What can politely spoken in many situation’s you want “NO” involvement with them on any level i.e. Job, family situation, business opportunity, a known unesassary medical treatment/test to make a “Dr.”, a quick Buck for there new BMW/Million Dollar home/Boat/whatever Praise/Prize their after for “themselves,” with a new medical drug it pulled on from a pharmasuitical Co., and ignoring paitent care to speak for an hr on the product, taking away time away from the paitent to “SELL/SELL OUT” what you built the practice to do in the first place i.e. Save peoples lives! Sales Rep’s that push their $100-a couple $Thousand product that is likely to break in a month W/ a shitty contract or warranty that doesn’t hold it’s water with the toilet paper it was printed on. Just letting them know you will not their next money making scam or victim to prey on to make that “Money,” while You own family suffers the consequences. This is how you Reply and just walk away.
Sir, Your Co. is in bed with some pretty dirty people and I respectfully request to decline your offer.
Dr. I see your sales coming off more than my personal treatment and these meds., made me feel worse than I did before I started treatments. I respectfully request to decline your offer for further treatment. Thank you for your time.
Sir, Your Co. is in bed with some pretty dirty people and I respectfully request to decline your offer.
Dr. I see your sales coming off more than my personal treatment and these meds., made me feel worse than I did before I started treatments. I respectfully request to decline your offer for further treatment. Thank you for your time.
Mr. Doe, I don’t feel that it takes a gang, It takes an honest man 7 years to prove what a dishonest man with a team choose to make up in 30 mins to make a dollar over some ones head. I respectfully request to decline your offer!
Man: Lady, I love, you are my world, I’ll always miss you. We should have made so many more good memory’s together and I can’t stand another day with out you. I did this all for you! NEED to be “together forever.” We belonge together!
Lady: What you did is for your ego and self alone. You’re a bad example of a person and a cheater. A back stabbing horrable ex that had no problem sleeping with many of his so called friends girlfriends and wives while saying how much better you would be for them. Then dumping them for their best friends after you knocked her up and ran telling her to have an abortion againsed her own principals. What you did is loose your respect for others, my trust and faith in you as a person, and true dignity a long time go to basically harm before helping out people. We are nothing alike and I don’t care about your money or college degree. “I respectfully request to decline your offer,” on account that “I” worked my ass off to support a family you helped destroy. I love and respect them more than selling out to a sleeze bag hax. I’m with the true, simplistic, real man of my dreams and nothing you say will ever hold water with me.
Man: Lady, I love, you are my world, I’ll always miss you. We should have made so many more good memory’s together and I can’t stand another day with out you. I did this all for you! NEED to be “together forever.” We belonge together!
Lady: What you did is for your ego and self alone. You’re a bad example of a person and a cheater. A back stabbing horrable ex that had no problem sleeping with many of his so called friends girlfriends and wives while saying how much better you would be for them. Then dumping them for their best friends after you knocked her up and ran telling her to have an abortion againsed her own principals. What you did is loose your respect for others, my trust and faith in you as a person, and true dignity a long time go to basically harm before helping out people. We are nothing alike and I don’t care about your money or college degree. “I respectfully request to decline your offer,” on account that “I” worked my ass off to support a family you helped destroy. I love and respect them more than selling out to a sleeze bag hax. I’m with the true, simplistic, real man of my dreams and nothing you say will ever hold water with me.
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