Ghost Load

When You ejaculate but nothing comes out.

I jacked off and Jizzed 9 times today. 11 if you count the ghost loads.

by NumbSkulls October 11, 2010

shiz-load

Censored word for "shit-load". Means more than normal. word used around adults who don't know you cuss.

Larry: did you hear the weather forecast?
Mikey: yeah, there's gonna be a shiz-load of tornados

by pinkeynance November 20, 2011

load a bowl

to pack marijuana (weed, mary jane) into the bowl piece of your pipe/bong/etc

you load a bowl, i'll grab a lighter

by pass it August 19, 2007

Load and Explode

Taking a massive shit, then masturbating right after.

Jim - "I'm really horny, yet I have to take a HUGE shit!"
Donald - "Dude, Just load and explode."

by CODclutches April 11, 2011

Cold Load

The act of pooping in the refrigerator

"Dude I just left a huge Cold Load for this guy"

by IPeeFreely June 22, 2008

loaded question

A loaded question is a question with a false or questionable presupposition, and it is "loaded" with that presumption.

The question "Have you stopped beating your wife?" is a loaded question that presupposes that you have beaten your wife prior to its asking, as well as that you have a wife. If you are unmarried, or have never beaten your wife, then the question is loaded.

by NIZZLer January 24, 2006

ghost load

When you maturbate so much, the next time you climax, no semen comes out.

"I shouldn't have fapped so much last night cuz' i blew a ghost load this morning"

by Ghost Load August 25, 2014