Suzie Gonzalez is cool
by Hi hi do he do bc CB BFF July 02, 2022
This is a name for a basketball player that isn't the best shooter on the team, but when she is hot, she is HOT. Drains three's like there's no tomorrow! Like a microwave, this player heats up, making simple jumpers, and eventually is smokin' hot due to makin' it rain. When scouting other teams, coaches use the word Suzie Microwave in their scouting reports to better describe certain players. This player cannot be confused with Delilah Buckets, who drains any shot she takes.
Coach: We can let her shoot the three a couple of times, but once she makes one, we gotta watch out. She's a Suzie Microwave.
by ayyydeeee January 16, 2014
How am I supposed to study for this test without suzi?
I never go to Vegas without suzi.
Suzi kept me up all night.
I never go to Vegas without suzi.
Suzi kept me up all night.
by Big Suzi September 14, 2021
Suzi is derived from a woman named suzi who worked in an office and gave everyone adderall. Some say this is just a myth but others swear she was/is a real person.
I can’t get motivated until I take my suzi.
Who goes to Vegas without bringing suzi along?!
I can’t get motivated until I take my suzi.
Who goes to Vegas without bringing suzi along?!
by Big Suzi September 14, 2021
The most beautiful and perfect girl to ever exist and will ever exist. Someone who's mere presence just lights up a room making everyone around it (esp this writer) continously smile. She is someone who I will love for as long as I live and longer if there is existance aftee death. She is the person who makes me so thankful that everyday I wake up and can open up my phone to text her.
by SZATheBIGGESTsteviewonderfan November 24, 2024
Suzy compulsive lying to save self, not anywhere close to faithful, always does what mommy says, do get caught up in legs....not worth the effort or time
by Stumpi December 21, 2023
by Maybe54321 February 06, 2024