Strength

chiraz suffering and dealing with everything alone and yet smiling and pretending everything is okay

chiraz is strong and beautiful she has STRENGTH

by ohnygodidk March 20, 2019

vanity strength

The appearance of having great strength, but really having the strength of a sick nine year school girl.

Person 1: Did you see how strong Tom got over the summer.
Person 2: Ugh. It’s vanity strength. He helped me move and couldn’t even pick up a box of clothes.

Person 1: Man what a bitch.

by That+guy November 4, 2017

functional strength

Girls that claim they go to the gym because they do Pilates classes and spin. Great for cardio but unable to lift their own body weight. Most girls lack. Will likely get them killed if they encounter a natural disaster. No way of holding on to something, or pulling themselves to safety. Likely to get a man with good functional strength killed by trying to aid the damsel in distress.

I broke my back trying to save that bird from the Tsunami! I thought she said she went to the gym 5 days a week! She’s got no functional strength!

by Uncle-ted April 21, 2018

mom strength

Once a female gives birth she becomes a overall stronger person- especially physically stronger.

Don’t mess with her she’s got mom strength.

*gets hit by mom*
Damn that sh!t hurt she really got mom strength

by 420zk00p November 9, 2021

utensile-strength

How resistant yer silverware is from breaking.

Cookie Jowls is known for his tough meatballs and rubbery steaks, so Beetle Bailey and his fellow disgusted soldiers would likely need forks and knives with exceptional utensile-strength when attempting to cut up said "non-tender" comestibles into bite-sized pieces.

by QuacksO August 19, 2025

Noob Strength

Noob strength are the, usually overlooked, qualities of the noob. Only recognised by certain players, noob strengths are those characteristics which can be exploited.

Noob strengths include membership counts, blind loyality, assistance in money laundering, and attachment to rank and prestige.

by Bean Jack July 29, 2011

Smack Strength

substance thats really strong

this coffee's smack strength

by Mcvicar October 15, 2009