off the top of my dick

When you come up with something off the top of your head, your other head.

Tim: Yo that joke was funny as fuck
Steve: Yeah, I came up with it off the top of my dick

by aravindv August 16, 2021

get off my dick

a derogatory way of asking someone to stop hounding you or continuously minding your business uninvited.

Get off my dick nigga, you don't know me.

by Nizwiz July 7, 2008

Gets my dick hard

Expression indicating the speaker's favorable opinion of that which is being evaluated

"Yo my dude, what do you think of the new edition of Madden?"
"It gets my dick hard. Gets my dick HARD."
"Yo mine too, baby. The changes to career mode are thoroughly excellent."

by catsandbeer.com October 2, 2007

Light-Speed On My Dick

When you masturbate while on shrooms, and your hand moves to fast, causing you to see thousands of hands simultaneously jacking you off.

James: Oh man! I was jacking off on shrooms! and I looked at my dick! and it was... it was...

Farva: Light-speed on your dick?

James: Light-Speed On My Dick.

by Iamfarva April 25, 2010

get off my dick

can be used to replace: leave me alone, don't question my authority, shut up, or hello... or for any reason and thats why its funny

drink pussy...
get off my dick

why'd you break the fan?
get off my dick

why are you drunk at noon?
get off my dick

why are you coming back at 9am?
get off my dick

why would you throw a smoke bomb in your own room?
get off my dick

thats not a pirate flag, thats an american flag...you cant steal it
get off my dick

hello
get off my dick

happy easter!
get off my dick

pass the ketchup
get off my dick

what can i get you to drink?
get off my dick

by get off my dick June 5, 2007

My Dick is on a Sunshine Cloud

Feeling good; rejoicing in good fortune

1) A-Hey Carl! I heard you passed your final exams with flying color

B-YEAH! My dick has been on a sunshine cloud for weeks!

2) A-You are not the father.

B-MY DICK IS ON A SUNSHINE CLOUD!!! WOOOOO!!!!!

by VintageTroll February 10, 2013

Yo Dick My Dick

A game that can only be played by 2 or more kids with parental supervision, inside of a grocery store.

When the family goes down the produce aisle, and one of the kids grab 2 food items, turns to the other kid and yells, “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dick...,” and whips out the small item, then yells “MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dick...,” and whips out the big item.

This continues until the parent is so embarrassed and angry, that the first kid to get grounded or beaten in the store wins.

“Hey Sterling! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dick...” (pulls out a grain of rice)

“MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dick...” (pulls out an eggplant)

Mom: “Are you guys playing Yo Dick My Dick again?”

by Tretiak! December 1, 2019