OGRE

The term “OGRE” describes any aesthetic trait in its most uncomfortable and brutal form. The adjective “OGRESQUE” can be referred to anyone/anything that’s so out of place to become an expression of uniqueness.

“That guy got scars all over his face. Oh my god so OGRE”
“Why you like only movies and games with blood and violence everywhere?

You’re OGRESQUE”
“Today I met a stray cat. He was staring at me and had a missing eye. That was very OGRE.”
“This all black cozy outfit is so much better than the skinny jeans and varsity jackets fits that I wore for the last five years. I feel OGRESQUE”

by anonymous February 5, 2023

Ogreing

Throwing the basketball up through the net

LeBron decided that ogreing was his only chance.

by Fred the king January 31, 2024

ogre beef

When you fart

Oh dude...you just ogre beefed

by Prof. Dude October 19, 2023

ogreing

to layer things, "layering".

since ogres have layers like onions, to layering things must be ogreing

ogreing the ingredients for lasagne is required for proper peraration.

when building roads the workers are ogreing the materials in the correct order to ensure it is safe for traffic.

by antisocialian October 20, 2023

Toxic Ogre

The Very Toxic Ogre

That Toxic Ogre(Scott Dorey) is gonna lose his legs or at least I hope

by Toxic Ogre July 5, 2023

meaty ogre

when something is just so average that it reminds you of ogres

John: "That clarinet player was really meaty ogre"
Doe: "Dude wtf, do you mean mediocre?"
John: "No I meant meaty ogre, that dude looked just like Shrek"

by Mimuxus August 3, 2023

It’s not Ogre yet

The second part of the well known fable known as “Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life”

It’s the last day of school, and I’m in my last class. I’m talking with my super cool teacher, thanking him for a Shrektastic year. “It was charming to be with you” he told me… N-no! It can’t be… I turned around towards him, it’s just who I suspected, it was Prince Charming this whole time… I lunge after him, trying to lodge onions in his pretty boy rectum, but it was no use. As soon as I uncover his anus, Fairy Godmother emerges, and puts a layer restriction spell on me. “It’s all ogre now”, Just as when I thought my last layer was being stripped from my soul, Shrek crashes through the ceiling. Yes..! Without a moments hesitation, Shrek grabs Prince Charming by the dick, rips it off and strangles him with it. Fairy Godmother tried to fly away, but Shrek pulled out his Onion-zooka, Fairy Godmother burns to ashes. Shrek restores my layers, and gives me an onion. I go home with a sore anus from his massive ogre sized shaft.

Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

It’s not Ogre Yet…

It’s never Ogre…

by PilgrimKid September 7, 2023