Obvious Ad-Virus

The unofficial looking advertising claiming amazing things will happen if you click the add, but is in fact probably a virus.

*CLICK HERE TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE*

God dammit. I hate these Obvious Ad-Viruses, theyre so cheesy looking and unofficial, I dont think anyone would believe it.

by EuropeIsRacistDammit October 3, 2011

Obviously Blind

An adjective describing someone who, it is plain to see, can't see. Sometimes hard to distinguish between this, and a moron

Note: Sometimes confused with blindingly obvious

*Thud*

Foolish Guy: "Hey, why does that guy keep walking into walls?"

Cool, wise guy: "Well he's obviously blind... Well, that or he's just a moron"

by Jonathan Englefield July 11, 2006

carnal oblivion

Engaging in intense sex with the intent to forget painful memories or escape fears or anxiety.

From the book Sophie's Choice by William Styron when the narrator Stingo describes Sophie's motivation for making love with him. "...it was also a plunge into carnal oblivion and a flight from memory and grief....it was a frantic and orgiastic attempt to beat back death."

Fred, who was overwhelmed with grief from the death of his wife, entered into carnal oblivion with the prostitute.

by cartoon man August 13, 2010

captain obvious

a name for someone who states the obvious. someone who is incredibly stupid

Person A: dying sucks
Person B: Thank you captain obvious

by Kurt Matthew Schroeder December 18, 2008

Captain Obvious

when someone states the obvious especially when it is stupidly obvious

Marie: "Sandy you are so white!"
Ginger: "Yes. I am caucasian. Thank you Captain Obvious!"

by Lez H. August 5, 2008

Oblivion

Very possibly the best video game in the history of mankind, existence and the universe. If you haven't heard of this game you don't use your brain, you probably use your arse; or worse you are a poet. If you do not know of Oblivion a secret organisation whose name I cannot expose will come around to your place of residence and feed your balls to the dogs of hell or spray insect repellent in your eyes or insert spasm juice into your blood stream.

And if you have heard of it you are blessed by the Infinite Power Of Christ.

So you are either chosen by the messiah or you have a death wish.

Superman: Dude, Oblivion Rocks!!

Jesus: Oh yeah man.

A Spasm ridden Leper: Whats Oblivion Dudes?

Superman: Lol... Wait you serious?

Jesus:Oh lord, give me strength, give me strength to kick this noobs ass!

by qsefthuko August 1, 2009

captain obvious

Someone that has stated the clearly obvious.

A.Hot chocolate is hot

B. Thank you captain obvious

by DizzyLizzy February 1, 2007