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the octopus tree

WARNING!!!: tHiS iS nOt AbOuT tHe "PaCiFiC nOrThWeStErN tReE oCtOpUs"

ok now that we have THAT out of the way:
๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐’ธ๐“‰๐‘œ๐“…๐“Š๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐“‡๐‘’๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐’ถ ๐“‰๐“‡๐‘’๐‘’ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“€๐“ˆ ๐“๐’พ๐‘’๐“€ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“Š๐“…๐“ˆ๐’พ๐’น๐‘’ ๐’น๐‘œ๐“Œ๐“ƒ ๐‘œ๐’ธ๐“‰๐‘œ๐“…๐“Š๐“ˆ!!!!!!!!!

ok so basically, there's a tree, and a guy named Ken Malone made a song about it that ฮฑแ‚ฆส‚ฯƒส…ฯ…ฦšาฝส…แƒง แ‚ฆOฯS!!!!!1!!!!11!1!!

I can't put in a link butttttt, just search up "The Octopus Tree" on yuotube and it's by Ken Malone. It's the first one, I think.

pls can we have an F in the chat for our boy toemas?
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stoopid idiot: oMg i lOvE tHe BeAcH bc of the pAlM tReEEEEEEEEEEEEs

me, an intellectual: U STOOPIDDDD. the octopus tree is much bester.
by im the drummah roger taylah April 18, 2019
mugGet the the octopus treemug.

Mis-Informed Octopus

The act of placing your thumb in your rectum, and using the other four fingers to scratch and paw at your grundle(*see Angry Spider). Then tell your partner to place there thumb in your rectum as well and to overlap there fingers over yours and copy the same movements as you.

This forms the image of an octopus with its head stuck in a hole.
Say Chuck, would you like to perform a Mis-Informed Octopus with me tonight....
by wilson james September 15, 2010
mugGet the Mis-Informed Octopusmug.

Octopus Fuck Session

Term given to having a pair of eights as your hole cards in Texas Hold'em.
"So I flipped over my octopus fuck session and said 'I'M RICH, BITCH!'"
by Treacherous_B April 7, 2004
mugGet the Octopus Fuck Sessionmug.

Horni nibba octopus

When the fluids wonโ€™t stop squirting octopus
๐Ÿ’ง ๐Ÿฆ‘ ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ง
Juan is a horni nibba octopus, he wonโ€™t stop peeeing
by Icaca April 11, 2021
mugGet the Horni nibba octopusmug.

jet-propelled octopus

The act of two young women rubbing their beef curtains together for the first time. Because they seem to be attached at the virgina it looks like they have 8 limbs. They keep doing this until one or the other squirts, causing the recipient of the drentching to flee in fright.
Q. "So why aren't Jane and Mary talking to each other?"
A. "I heard they had a jet-propelled octopus and Mary freaked out"
by Wordplay1 September 15, 2009
mugGet the jet-propelled octopusmug.

Hung like an octopus

A saying used to describe someone's penis size. Wether it means they are large or small is entirely open to interpretation
Chris: Dude, dosn't Alex have a huge cock?
Tyler: I heard he was hung like an octopus!
by EdgarW December 24, 2008
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Octopus Fuck Session

Where a man has eight penises in his mouth and his ass at the same time.
Jim: "Yeah man last night me and 16 other fellas had an Octopus Fuck Session, it felt nice."
Jerry: "Damn dude, wish I was there."
by IheartGayButtSex May 30, 2018
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