ordering octopus at a tapas bar 

Thinking you are going to win at fantasy football but getting schooled by someone who knows nothing about the sport.

Eric got destroyed in fantasy football. It's like he is ordering octopus at a tapas bar.

ordering octopus at a tapas bar by cockodoo September 8, 2010

Squealing Octopus 

When a female; or a group of females, pours ink into the crevise of their vagina and proceeds to queef as the Ink sprays out in orderly fashion. (Plural: Squealing Octopussy)

Damn ma, I want you to do that squealing octopus all over my anus!

Squealing Octopus by SpoogeQueen February 14, 2015

Norwegian octopus slayer

Someone that will take your bitch and doesn't give two fucks and they will slay your bitch ass in a fight and then fuck your girl long dick style

Damn dude you hear about jimmy kid I hear he's a total Norwegian octopus slayer

Norwegian octopus slayer by Ryan Shepard January 21, 2017

Summon the Octopus 

The act of inserting all eight fingers (thumbs are NOT fingers) into any bodily orifice.

"...I'm totally gonna get Janice to summon the octopus on my ass tonight!"

Summon the Octopus by bjbroderick February 28, 2009

filthy octopus 

The filthy octopus is the act whereby the man shoots a load into the woman's butthole during sex and then the woman squats on the man's face and squirts the cum back into his mouth.

I gave her a bilbo baggins and then she gave me a filthy octopus

filthy octopus by Eddie January 9, 2004

diving octopus 

insert both hand's, crossed over each other, with fingers intercrossed into the vagina.

i enjoyed giving Ashley the diving octopus last week.

diving octopus by Sean Corcoran... June 24, 2008

Depressed Octopus 

A depressed octopus is usually a female that is very happy and weird.

Katie: *Throws apple at a hobo* *Laughs*

Me: o.O You're such a depressed octopus!!

Depressed Octopus by Carl the Unicorn August 23, 2011