The god that saved us all and evaporated instead of dying like a normal turtle because he's that cool.
by Anonymousㅤ October 11, 2020
Get the Master Oogwaymug. by elilizlle October 30, 2007
Get the shaft mastermug. A male. Most probably a spick, with abs and also says douchebag words like: "chill" "ight" "all shweat bro" "i cant talk now, gotta go do abs".
Once dug a hole but go seven blisters and cried about it for two weeks.
Also dry humps for hours and if you can convince him enough... He will suck the shit out of a girls nipples.
Once dug a hole but go seven blisters and cried about it for two weeks.
Also dry humps for hours and if you can convince him enough... He will suck the shit out of a girls nipples.
Ex1:
Friend: dude the hole is finished, lets go to this party.
Brennen: fuck that man i have blisters
Friend: cmon we told those bitches we would go
Brennen: fine but its the last time i dig wholes with u, fuck off
Friend: u fckn trench master i feed u and u act like a huge dick about two blisters. U bitch.
Ex2:
Douche: yo man it went amazing with that chick last night
Friend: what happened?
Douche: she gave me a handy and we dry humped
Friend: what do u mean you dry humped?
Douche: for like two hours dude
Friend: u trench master fuck did u at least suck her nipples dry?
Douche: nah man, next time tho i promise!
Friend: dude the hole is finished, lets go to this party.
Brennen: fuck that man i have blisters
Friend: cmon we told those bitches we would go
Brennen: fine but its the last time i dig wholes with u, fuck off
Friend: u fckn trench master i feed u and u act like a huge dick about two blisters. U bitch.
Ex2:
Douche: yo man it went amazing with that chick last night
Friend: what happened?
Douche: she gave me a handy and we dry humped
Friend: what do u mean you dry humped?
Douche: for like two hours dude
Friend: u trench master fuck did u at least suck her nipples dry?
Douche: nah man, next time tho i promise!
by Cougars#5 November 1, 2013
Get the trench mastermug. Jeffrey: Did you go over to that girl's house last night?
Greg: Yeah, we cuddled and I was the Spoon Master.
Jeffrey: Damn.
Greg: Yeah, we cuddled and I was the Spoon Master.
Jeffrey: Damn.
by the spoon master July 23, 2014
Get the Spoon Mastermug. Person 1: You're on this council but, we do not grant you the rank of Master
Person 2: What? How can you do this. This is outrageous. It's unfair. How can you be on the council and not be a Master
Person 1: Take a seat young Skywalker.
Person 2: Forgive me Master.
Person 2: What? How can you do this. This is outrageous. It's unfair. How can you be on the council and not be a Master
Person 1: Take a seat young Skywalker.
Person 2: Forgive me Master.
by we do not grant you November 19, 2019
Get the rank of mastermug. A very wise man. Often associated with great feats of wisdom, courage and leadership across many disciplines of life.
Padawan 1: "Did you see the Ol' Master last night?"
Padawan 2: "No, what did he do?"
Padawan 1: "He drank a two four and a forty ounce!"
Padawan 2: "We have a long way to go my friend."
Padawan 2: "No, what did he do?"
Padawan 1: "He drank a two four and a forty ounce!"
Padawan 2: "We have a long way to go my friend."
by The Ol' Master August 22, 2016
Get the Ol' Mastermug. Samuel's master plan to acquire Sher lyn and place her in the VIP lounge within the 4th circle of the fortress of the mind
by aderpyllama May 9, 2021
Get the The Master Planmug.